This is the traditional well-worn path of our masters;...create a problem,...propose themselves as the solution to the problem,...take more and more each time they "solve" a problem.

I want DHS to install software on my computer. I want DHS to write code on my body. I want them installed in my pants and in my long,luxurious hair. I want DHS soap, shampoo and tooth paste. I believe that DHS should be exalted as superior persons and I think they should develop their own language and replace all world religion. I want a DHS calendar full of titanically boring people sitting at titanic desks. I and the millions of people who love DHS so much that we can't actually be DHS, otherwise there would be nobody to worship them.