I always used to despise the Enquirer for it's "Alien Nuns Raped Elvis" slant on things, but I felt it was worth actively protecting their free speech. Now I know why I did that. These dirt-diggers have hit a lot of mother loads these past two decades. Enough even to get them Anthraxed for outing Bush's [slut] daughters.

He probably noticed a breeze when his fly was down.