Well!  I'll be.  Imagine the CIA having secret sites in Somalia, kidnapping people, torturing them, assassinating them.  This can't possibly be true.  Surely, the "terrorists" are trying to undermine the good will of the world's biggest democracy(tm).

PS:  I can't wait till the news come out that the so called Somali pirates are really CIA operatives.  Just like Al Qaeda.  And the Taliban.  And Hamas.  And Hezbollah.  He he he...