Muslim 'Rape Wave' Reported in Oslo, Ministers Blame Israel
• Israel National NewsReport: 45 of 48 rapes in Norway's capital recently were by Muslims, but Norwegian ministers think this is just pro-Israel propaganda.
Report: 45 of 48 rapes in Norway's capital recently were by Muslims, but Norwegian ministers think this is just pro-Israel propaganda.

Of course, the best was saved for last:
"Some carry tear gas, although this is against the law."
Start by carrying a gun. Start by shooting the bastards that rule you.