TSA screening 'hurt my privates,' lawmaker says
• USA TodayA Texas congressman is at loggerheads with the Transportation Security Administration over a pat-down last week that he says "hurt my privates."
A Texas congressman is at loggerheads with the Transportation Security Administration over a pat-down last week that he says "hurt my privates."

Finally, a molestation I can agree with. If only he had twisted them off.