TSA To Conduct Anal Probes At All Public Toilets (Satire)
• http://www.prisonplanet.comBREAKING NEWS: The TSA has announced that due to the threat posed by terrorists who are planning to implant bombs in their own bodies, TSA screeners will now be in place at all public toilets in order to conduct anal probes.
Yup, satire . . . this year.