I didn't have the heart. But this is a nationwide reading of wind chills done at 1PM MST (3PM EST) today. aka 20Z (zulu = GMT) I put the red lines in denoting 70F and higher below that line. I find it amazing that it is this cold in the southern parts of the USA in early March at the peak of the day's highs. It is wind chills so actual temps are undoubtedly a bit higher in most areas. But still . . . global warming. It's in Arizona.