Eight US states seek to outlaw chemtrails - even though they aren't real
• The GuardianStates introduce chemtrail-coded legislation as conspiracy theories take root in some US chambers
States introduce chemtrail-coded legislation as conspiracy theories take root in some US chambers

What's the big problem here. Call them what you want, chemtrails, contrails, anything else. If you can't agree on the name, stop the planes from flying. Easy as that.