My name is Sean Kraft, and I am an American.
We
have been saying this for 230 years, and for the last hundred years,
Socialists have deliberately tried to make being an American out to be
a shameful thing. They have been pushing to convert us all that time. And in this latest push, they are succeeding.
Therefore,
I hereby execute the Declaration of Independence as a certificate of
redemption. I declare myself independent of this now Socialist government. And anything they or their apparatus’ does to me, I’ll consider an unprovoked assault.