A truly meaningful response to this clown's assault and battery would have been to lay the bastard out on the sidewalk.......but, we don't have the balls for that anymore, and so the Tin-Gods just get bolder and more disrespectfuly.

Come on Oyote, he was just trying to give the kid a friendly hug... 

Well, two wrongs might not make a right, but four or five oughta do the job, don't you think?

OK let's see here. An assault followed by illegal detention, aggravated by further assault and then making certain the illegal detention by an illegal interrogation. Hmmmmm......