Alternate Tagline: "Globalists mount desperate campaign to divide disgruntled populace. Gay marriage, abortion, to figure prominently in MSM and Big Hollywood media blitzkrieg. Experts expect state-worshiping public to ignore rapacious elites and divide up against self per usual. Also look for: dead celebrities, sexual improprieties, a frenzy of celebrity crucifictions, and of course, international saber-rattling."