I'm right with you Powell but my feeling is for a successful American spinoff, we don't want to concentrate as much on HOW to kill infidels so much as WHAT YOU WANT TO BE WEARING while you do. That's why Tribe Oyate today announces it's all-exclusive line of fall terror-wear, specifically designed with today's cost-conscious Jihadi. If it goes well we can take the company public and all make money.

 My Open Letter to Terrorists

Dear Sirs,
You are going about this all wrong. While the vast majority of US citizens are guilty by their own stupidity, and are just a bunch of mindless zombies. There are a vast number of us that sympathize with your plight. We are as victimized by our own government as you are. Please, if you must kill anyone I urge you to direct your efforts towards government entities or it's employees. For example, if you were to run over a group of IRS employees I am absolutely positive you would endear yourselves to millions of Americans. Or how about taking out some Code Enforcement officers in any American city, like mine. You would certainly have the gratitude of many, many people including mine. If you are ever going to win the hearts and minds of the american people taking out the totalitarian criminal elements of our own government would be a good place to start.
Thank you for your kind consideration.

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