Founder and creator of the Daily Paul website - America's second-finest news source following the Onion - Michael Nystrom today announced in a low-cost internet press release that he would be willing to fix the Obamacare enrollment website for $80, possibly even less.

Mr. Nystrom is the originator of the website dailypaul.com, which has thousands of followers, global acclaim, and a functioning 'log-in' widgit.

The deal originated after the federal government answered a craigslist ad posted by Mr. Nystrom offering to fix the federal healthcare website, https://www.healthcare.gov/ for "$100 or best offer." The government initially offered $60, stating that they were "a little strapped for cash at the moment." Eventually a deal for $80 was reached.