You can't spell Hillary Clinton without "ill," which clearly proves that her alleged "hidden illness" is totally real. At least, that's what Stephen Colbert said in his latest special "The Late Show Presents: Tinfoil Hat."

Tuesday night, "noted medical expert, Karl Rove's face" proved Clinton's illness by using a whiteboard to write things on. We all know that writing it on a whiteboard makes it real, just like posting it on the internet also makes it real.

In fact, Rove's three pages of whiteboard even induced an illness in Megyn Kelly. "Oh my God!" Colbert exclaimed. "Hillary Clinton's illness has already spread to Megyn Kelly! Causing her verticle blindness in one eye and uncontrollable giggles, evidently."

This is just one of the many things that the "puppet-masters of politics don't want us to know." But politics is what "they" want us to talk about. It's all to keep people from asking the real questions. Such as: "Why is only one type of dog allowed to be a real fireman? Do all other dogs love setting fires? Is China genetically engineering super smart babies? How else can you explain the fact that by the time they're three, they can all speak Chinese?"

If that isn't enough, one of the most probing questions never asked: "What is the Hidden Valley really hiding? Is it alien food technology?" Colbert asks. "When I order the soup and half sandwich, who's eating the other half of my sandwich?"

"As you can see, there's a lot of powerful people who don't want us to know things but rest assured, you can always trust me because I can't be bought by some faceless corporate entity. And now a word from our sponsors," Colbert closed.

At the top of the show, Colbert mocked recent findings about Donald Trump. "I don't know if you've been watching the news but over the last couple of weeks Trump has been having a tough time with one key demographic: Voters," Colbert joked. "Especially, it turns out, African-American voters. Fact: Among African-American voters he is polling at one percent, ranking him with the black community somewhere between country music and the Milwaukee Police Department."