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News Link • Olympic Winter Games South Korea 2018

How Much Sex Are Athletes Having In The Olympic Village? Hint: It's A Lot

•, By Caitlyn Luce Christensen

Namely, will they have enough condoms to cover the sheer amount of sex in the Olympic village? Because they're going to need a lot.

I know, I know. It is absolutely mind-blowing that Olympiads would have sex. I mean, don't they have to get up at 4 a.m. every day to start practicing their quad toe-double-toe-double-loop flips in their figure skating routines? Don't they stay awake all night doing crunches to prepare for the next day's luge race? These people are on an absolutely different plane than those of us who ran a 20-minute mile in high school. Have you ever felt horny? Well, apparently, the horniest you've ever felt is nothing compared to the libido of an Olympic athlete.

Every time one of us normals struggles to do a single pushup, an Olympic athlete eats a bowl of Wheaties for breakfast. And then, they go out in London and have sex on the grass.

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