Good Lord! The Marxist scum at Sulzberger's Slimes aren't even attempting to hide their true faces anymore! In honor of his bicentennial birthday -- May 5th (2018), Karl Marx's fan base at The Slimes published this pro-Marxist opinion piece by "professor of philosophy," Jason Barker. Notwithstanding a few obligatory jabs at Marxism, Barker's take on Marx is essentially positive and very much in line with the shockingly provocative (even by Slimes standards) headline: "Happy Birthday, Karl Marx. You Were Right!"