Bongino was prepared to imminently resign over Bondi's botched handling of the Jeffrey Epstein matter; President Trump told reporters on Sunday he had spoken with Bongino and indicated his longtime friend was "in good shape" without any plans to depart soon.

If true, the development represents good news since the clash of wills pitted the White House against some of the president's most loyal influencers, prompting one of the biggest political crises in the administration to date. Trump appears to have successfully calmed the waters both behind the scenes and online.

Unfortunately, not only did the Epstein matter create deep division in MAGAland, fixation on the topic sucked the oxygen out of the media sphere related to significant achievements within the Department of Justice. Bondi and her team continue to clean house at the systemically corrupt department as longtime employees are either fired or leave voluntarily amid "differences" with the president's policies. The most recent purge includes members of Special Counsel Jack Smith's team, J6 prosecutors, and the spokeswoman at the most powerful U.S. Attorney's office in the country.

But rather than take their well-deserved firings on the chin like grown ups, self-proclaimed "victims" of the personnel wrecking ball emote on social media or to slavish reporters proving that DOJ employees are a partisan, sanctimonious, and downright annoying bunch of humans.

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For example, Bondi last week fired Joseph Tirrell, head of the DOJ's ethics office. (LOL).

Tirrell, according to Bloomberg News, is "a career attorney who'd spent nearly 20 years at the department," meaning Bondi was stuck with him until the DOJ could find a reason to terminate. No details are available as to why Tirrell finally got the boot but he reportedly did, among other things, oversee Special Counsel Jack Smith's operation.

Last February, Tirrell reviewed Smith's last disclosure report, which revealed the special counsel had received $140,000 in pro bono legal advice after the 2024 election. (The president promised to investigate Smith, who handed down two criminal federal indictments against Trump in 2023.)

It's unclear whether Tirrell approved that free legal work, flagged any excessive expenditures—the special counsel's office spent roughly $50 million in a little over a year—or identified any conflict of interests within the office. But instead of simply updating his resume, Tirrell followed in the light-in-the-loafers footsteps of his former colleagues by penning a tale of woe on social media.