Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
May 20, 2012 Edition
05-18-2012 John Semmens
Obama Gains Key Reelection Endorsements
The Communist Party of the United States announced it is supporting Barack Obama's reelection bid. “It used to be that we had to run our own candidates for public office,” recounted Sam Webb, chairman of the
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
May 13, 2012
05-11-2012 John Semmens
President Admits He Sometimes Forgets the Magnitude of the Recession
President Obama asked voters to forgive him if he sometimes fails to feel their pain over lost employment, foreclosed homes, and mounting personal debt.
“I've led kind of a sh
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
May 6, 2012 Edition
05-04-2012 John Semmens
Obama Autobiography Revealed to Be Mostly Fictitious
President Obama's putative autobiography—Dreams from My Father—is apparently mostly “made up stuff.” Nonexistent characters and imaginary events comprise the bulk of the content. The only verifi
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News May Day unity on display: Hundreds of thousands rally worldwide (FESTIVE PHOTOS)
05-01-2012
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Countries throughout the world are celebrating May Day, also referred to as International Labor Day.
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
April 29, 2012 Edition
04-27-2012 John Semmens
EPA Official Regrets Remarks
Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) Region 6 administrator Al Armendariz apologized for boasting that the Obama Administration's approach toward environmental enemies was to “crucify them.” Armendariz attributed his
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News Thousands of Canadian students protest fee hike: 85 arrested (PHOTOS, VIDEO)
04-27-2012
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Week-long demonstrations over a proposed rise in university tuition fees have erupted into violence in Quebec.
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
April 22, 2012 Edition
04-20-2012 John Semmens
Obama Press Secretary Says GOP Is Politicizing Election
President Obama's Press Secretary Jay Carney lashed out at the GOP for “politicizing the upcoming elections.” “They're trying to exploit so-called scandals and policy failures for political g
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News TO SLEEP WITH OPEN EYES
04-20-2012
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http://www.globalresearch.ca, by Fidel Castro Ruz
I took a good look at Obama in the famous "Summit Meeting". Sometimes he was overcome by tiredness, he unwillingly shut his eyes but, at times, he slept with open eyes.
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Opinion CONNECTING THE DOTS
Our country is totally unprepared for the future
04-16-2012 Frosty Wooldridge
The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked.The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm. Then, replace a third original monkey with a new one,followed by the fourth, then the fifth. Every monkey is attacked for no reason.
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
April 15, 2012 Edition
04-13-2012 John Semmens
Pelosi Confident Women's Votes Will Mean Democratic Sweep in November
Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) says she is confident she will regain the gavel when Democrats sweep the November elections.
“Just looking at the top of the ticke
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Feature Article Devil Went to Las Vegas Nevada to promote Ron Paul Morpheus Titania
Morpheus Heads to Las Vegas Nevada to get in the streets with the people to let them know Ron Paul is still going strong. In Front of the MGM Grand we encounter the Devil on the Streets of vegas and He is for Ron Paul and the R3volution!
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News Big Brother ‘legal’ in US: Mumia Abu-Jamal exclusive to RT
04-10-2012
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RT has become the first TV channel in the world to speak to former journalist and Black Panther Mumia Abu-Jamal since he was removed from death row in January. Abu-Jamal will spend his life behind bars for killing a police officer in 1981.
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Opinion CONNECTING THE DOTS
Multiculturalism’s deadly outcome for USA
04-09-2012 Frosty Wooldridge
"The day is coming when the question will be how can the United States regulate the defiantly unassimilated cultures of foreign lands? Such immigrants say their traditions trump the U.S. legal system. Balkanization of the United States has begun."
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
April 8, 2012 Edition
04-07-2012 John Semmens
President Claims Court Ruling Against Health Care Law Would Be Unprecedented
In an effort to try to nudge the Supreme Court toward a favorable decision on his signature legislative accomplishment, President Obama argued that overturning the Afford
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Opinion CONNECTING THE DOTS
Our next president: anybody but Obama
04-05-2012 Frosty Wooldridge
He will secure four more years to dismantle our country into the image of his own making: socialistic, overwhelmed by immigrants, probably more Islamic, few jobs, with astronomical debt and endless welfare.
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
April 1, 2012 Edition
03-30-2012 John Semmens
In what President Obama believed to be an “off-the-record” exchange, he was overheard requesting “space” from the Russians until after the November election when he would have more “flexibility.” This would-be covert conversation has raised suspicion
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
March 25, 2012 Edition
03-23-2012 John Semmens
Pelosi Predicts Court Will Find Obamacare Constitutional
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) confidently predicted that the US Supreme Court will rule that the President's health care law is Constitutional.
“The proof is right there in the
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News Paul A Drockton M.A.
Mitt Romney IS Goldman Sachs
03-20-2012
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Goldman Sachs is quite the player in politics. In fact, it would be fair to say that Goldman and politics are joined at the hip.
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News--March 18, 2012 Edition
03-16-2012 John Semmens
Drawing Distinctions Between Limbaugh & Maher
While both Rush Limbaugh and HBO's Bill Maher have used offensive language against women whose political views they oppose, Representative Shelley Berkely (D-Nev) attempted to explain why she feels one
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Opinion CONNECTING THE DOTS
Changing our country into several countries
03-12-2012 Frosty Wooldridge
Ciscero said, "Those that do not listen to history are doomed to repeat it." As the United States continues to change itself into other countries within itself, it cannot survive culturally, ecologically, socialogically or linguistically.
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Headlines: Changing our country into several countries
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