A Comedian in Mayanmar? The Story of Zarganar
• MondorebThe story of one comedian's battle against oppression and gloom--when he's not in jail for protesting the beating and killing going on in his country of Maynamar.
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David Copperfield Told His Crew How to Pick Up Girls
• Mondoreb & GinnMagician David Copperfield instructed his crew on how to get girls backstage for him to meet and how to make their husbands and boyfriends disappear.
Top 10 Worst TV Shows of All Time: Vote on the Worst
• Mondoreb & GinnEverybody has a favorite show they love to hate. We put 10 of them in a list for you. .We were going to file this story under "Torture" and decided not to. Vote for the worst TV show at the end of the story.
More Fun Than a Barrel: Truckload of Monkeys Rolls Over
• MondorebThe headline calls up visions of monkeys amok. A truckload of monkeys rolls over on I-70 near Wheeling WV and PETA was absent at the accident scene. No monkeys were harmed in the production of this story.
Liberal Newspaper Publishes Convicted Killer's Op-Eds Bashing Conservatives
• GinnThe New Hampshire paper, the Concord Monitor invited convicted murderer and prison inmate at the men’s prison in Concord, Charles Huckelbury to write several op-ed pieces. The executive editor, Felice Belman, appalled by the “flood” of over “100 nast
The Death of Common Sense
• RidesAPaleHorseToday we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense. Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
Pol Pot's Mercedes for Sale on E-bay
• Mondoreb & GinnAlways wanted to be a mass murderer, but never had the time or opportunity? Well now you can feel like one as you ride down the road in your 1973 Mercedes-Benz Pol Pot Special Edition Killer.
Lake Davis project kills 41,000 Pounds of Fish
• By Peter OttesenMore than 41,000 pounds of dead fish have been collected at Lake Davis since the Department of Fish and Game finished chemically treating the Plumas County impoundment and all tributary streams to eradicate northern pike.
Bolivian Prostitutes Sew Mouths Shut: A Solution
• MondorebProstitues sewed their mouths shut in protest in Bolivia last week. When the problem is "prostitutes sew their mouths shut", the solution is "RidesAPaleHorse ". A solution is offered.
Witches School Fails to Charm Town
• Mondoreb & GinnThe Civil Rights Act protects everyone, except maybe circus people. Next to race, creed, color, gender, and whatever else is PC these days, does the Act need to include Halloween characters? What are witches in a small town to do?
Pushing Down the Pedals of Love
• MondorebA Grim Fairy Tale? Or just another "WTF?!? Moment" on the Internet? The incredibly odd story of a man busted for making out with a--bicycle?
German Man, 77, Sues Girl, 19 For Not Sleeping with Him
• Mondoreb & Ginnomething light before breakfast this morning. From the pages of that esteemed German periodical, Der Spiegel comes news that old rich guys have one more weapon in their battle to conquer the young and stretchless.
Wal-Mart Employee Arrested for Taking Picture of Customer
• Mondoreb & GinnA Wal-Mart employee was arrested Monday after he took cell phone pictures of a shopper’s bottom, Round Rock police said. Reactions from around the Web.
Immigration Agent Busts Man with Sex Doll
• Mondoreb & GinnImmigration agents are busy with many tasks, but not too busy to take up the cause of enslaved blow-up dolls. Your tax dollars work overtime in Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
Sen. Larry Craig: Foot-tapping is "Free Speech"
• MondorebSenator Larry Craig's attorney's will argue that his foot-tapping and hand gestures under an airport bathroom stall is nothing more than free speech, protected by the Bill of Rights. Thus, Craig will attempt to take his place beside John Pete
FEMA Displays Katrina Lessons Learned
• Washington Post/Al KamenFEMA holds press conference on California wildfires with FEMA employees posing as the press.
Tom Delay's Party Refusing Donations?
Brock LorberRon Paul Meetup group member describes an amusing, although unconfirmed, account of a GOP HQ solicitation call.
Lobster Make Break for Freedom
• Mondoreb & GinnThe story about some lobsters yearning to breathe free, as they escape from a German supermarket.
Airport Security Failure? Man Boards Plane with 3 Bullets in Body
• Mondoreb & GinnWhy didn't he set off airport security alarms is one question you might ask from the following story. The guys's either the Energizer Bunny, a modern-day hardcase or just a man in a hurry. Three bullets couldn't slow him down.
Kucinich Sees UFO
• Mondoreb & GinnFirst, Rudy Giuliani addressed the invading space alien issue. Now, Democrat candidate, Dennis Kucinich, is the latest to address the "life-on-other-planets" quesiton. He's seen a UFO, it's claimed.
Monkey Business
• AP/KTRE-TVAnarchists lobby for government-funded program to import large numbers of rhesus macaques.
Comcast Hammered: Church Secretary Hammers Cable Company
• Mondoreb & GinnA story of consumer outrage against a favorite target--a cable company. Comcast finally drove this woman to violence. The story of a church-going AARP secretary gone wild, who takes a hammer to Comcast.
Islamic Comic Book Coming
• Mondoreb & GinnAll the coolest super-heros have their own movies nowadays:Superman, Spiderman, Fantastic Four, Batman, Daredevil, the Hulk. Is Mumita next?
The David Copperfield Raid: Magic, Money & The FBI
• Mondoreb"Wherever art appears, life disappears." --Francis Picabia Illusionist David Copperfield probably wishes about now that he could make himself really disappear. More about the FBI raid on the illusionist's warehouse in Las Vegas.
The Mysterious Dolls of Delaware
• Mondoreb & GinnSomeone has been leaving porcelain dolls on the doorsteps of Dodd Avenue the last 3 weeks. A nice touch? Or, shades of Chuckie?
Reverse Graffiti
• InhabitatEnterprising artists express themselves by making clean spots on soot and grime-covered walls. Predictably, local governments react nonsensically.
Potty Mouth!
• KIMM R. MONTONEWest Scranton woman faces up to 90 days in jail for swearing at a backed up toilet. Her own toilet. In her home.
Zombies, Syphilis: Extreme Warnings about a Computer Virus
• Mondoreb & Ginn"Zombies!", "Eat's Your Computer's Brain!" and "the Syphilis of Computers" are just some of the warnings of computer experts on the resurfacing of the Storm worm, a computer virus of Russian origin.
Giuliani Is Even Prepared for Space Aliens
• Randy RicochetRudy Giuliani is prepared for anything: terrorists, Democrats, even space aliens. The following exchange took place today at a campaign stop in Exeter, NH. A small boy in the audience asked about the possibility of interstellar attack. "If (the
Coke Vs. Pepsi, Bruce Lee-Style
• MondorebThe cola wars heated up yesterday.The ancient blood-feud between cola colossi Pepsi and Coke turned violent in Pennyslvania.
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