How to make a four foot condom
• YoutubeThe condom enlarges to approximately 4ft. by 2ft. .... speed fills;-)
The condom enlarges to approximately 4ft. by 2ft. .... speed fills;-)

This link illicited a commercial-break belly laugh from Ernie. Frankly, those of us who were at the shop this morining were all surprised.
Hey, maybe Ernie does possess the full spectrum of human emotion.
Who knew?