Trump to Run for President . . . of North Korea
• The Borowitz ReportWithin hours of the death of North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il, real estate mogul Donald Trump roiled the political situation in that Stalinist country by announcing that he would run for its presidency.
What makes Trump think he can enter North Korean politics and keep talking? I'd bet that blowhard can't set foot north of the DMZ without his whole body becoming as obviously dead as that taxidermist's product on his head!