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Goldman Sachs Bankers Arming Selves Against Risk of Populist Uprising

The banker had told this friend of mine that senior Goldman people have loaded up on firearms and are now equipped to defend themselves if there is a populist uprising against the bank.

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Comment by clark stone
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LoL Better watch out for the Goldman Militia!

Comment by foundZero
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Well this is just too funny on SO many levels.

I really hope these folks never gave money to gun-grabbing politicians. It really would be a shame if they helped eliminate their own right to carry in NY.

And you have to admit how incredibly effective it would be if they were armed. Just think how intimidating they would look in their fancy shoes and their soft-as-silk hands and holding a firearm backwards. Defend themselves? In combat?

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

But wait---does this mean Goldman employees are becoming a MILITIA???? OMG quick! Somebody call the SPLC!!!!!