The news from that part of the world is an endless barrage of images of bombed-out buildings and broken people -- it just becomes white noise after a while. So, your Facebook feed starts blowing up with tales of all the tragic refugees from the conflict in Syria, including the now-famous photo of a 3-year-old who drowned trying to escape the conflict, and you say, "That's sad; hopefully that stuff, uh, stops soon."

What can you do? After all, we just write comedy lists on the Internet; what the hell are we going to do, send over a correspondent to cover it firsthand? Sure, why not. We sent a writer and a photographer out to the Serbia-Hungary border to speak with a few dozen of the 3 million Syrians who have fled their homeland so far. We found out ...

#7. War Fucks Absolutely Everyone