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Russiagate: A Conspiracy Theory

• https://www.corbettreport.com

On November 8, 2016, Vladimir Putin won the US presidential election by getting his Manchurian Candidate, ???? ?????, into the White House as the crowning achievement of a decades-long plan to use pee tape kompromat and real estate deals that never happened to get a reality TV star installed in the Oval Office.

12-D chess master Putin then used that mind-controlled puppet to increase sanctions on Russia, expel dozens of Russian diplomats, sell arms to Ukraine, withdraw from the INF treaty, build up NATO troops on the Russian border, stage a coup in Venezuela, and generally make life worse for Russia as part of his grand scheme to enable the rise of a new Russian Empire.

Mind-controlling the US public with hundreds of dollars of Facebook Jesus memes, this modern-day Czar carefully rigged the election by (not) hacking into any voting systems and by (not) hacking into the DNC servers, revealing that the DNC had rigged the election against 27 Dollars and in favour of Why Aren't I 50 Points Ahead, You Might Ask.

Luckily, the valiant US media was all over the case.

The intelligence agencies knew what to do.

And Saint Mueller was on the job commanding an army of 40 agents, 2,800 subpoenas, 500 search warrants, 500 witnesses 230 communication records and a partridge in a pear tree, so we all knew that the walls are closing in.

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Comment by Anonymous
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Yea we have no idea what the investigation turned up and no one other than mueller knows all. We get a 4 page summery from an AG stating things about an investigation and he based his remarks in that summery not on what was in the report but what he was told. He never read the report before he gave a summary. He is now going through the report and redacting all info that shows wrong doing but was not charged. Nothing will come out that shows any crimes that were not charged because they enacted some statute 6 in the 4 page summary that says in order to protect the people investigated they can not release any info that shows wrong doing that was not charged. Whitewash of justice. I hear robert loves crypto?

Comment by Anonymous
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Yea we have no idea what the investigation turned up and no one other than mueller knows all. We get a 4 page summery from an AG stating things about an investigation and he based his remarks in that summery not on what was in the report but what he was told. He never read the report before he gave a summary. He is now going through the report and redacting all info that shows wrong doing but was not charged. Nothing will come out that shows any crimes that were not charged because they enacted some statute 6 in the 4 page summary that says in order to protect the people investigated they can not release any info that shows wrong doing that was not charged. Whitewash of justice. I hear robert loves crypto?



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