Let's start by making up a few jokes to illustrate the problem.

Q: How many libertarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but he never gets around to it because he spends eight hours on Reddit arguing over whether…

• The bulb can consent to be changed,

• Standing on ladders constitutes aggression,

• Lightbulbs should be patentable,

• The hardware store should be defended by a private security agency or a private aggression-insurance agency,

• Thomas Edison was a statist,

• The bulb should be "thick" or "thin."

Q: Why did everyone on the libertarian dating app end up lonely?
A: Because it was just like Tinder, except every profile began with…

NO ANCAPS (MINARCHISTS). NO THINS (THICKS). NO LPMC (PRAGMATISTS). NATURAL RIGHTS ONLY (CONSEQUENTIALISM ONLY). Must be good on intellectual property. Must correctly answer the following: Taxation is A. Theft; B. Extortion; C. Slavery. Must use proper wording of the NAP…