Like when I went deep undercover to pilfer Joe Biden's (handlers') secret plans for his incoming administration (including the Summit for Democracy that was held several months later).

Or when I brought you the secret legislative plans for forced vaccinations, quarantines and medical martial law on the back of a hyped-up coronavirus pandemic.

Or when I dug up The Club of Rome's super secret book laying out their (secret) plan to use climate change as an excuse to create a "common enemy against whom we can unite." (Spoiler: the common enemy "is humanity itself.")

Or when I uncovered David Rothkopf's top secret admission that there is a secret "Superclass" of 6,000 people who are actually running world events from behind the scenes.

Yes, let's just say I have top secret sources that I can't tell you about (so don't ask me for links). "Just trust me and my secret sources!" That's what I always say!

So, here's another incredible, super-duper, ultra-classified, long-buried secret manifesto that I have managed to get my hands on. It's a step-by-step guide that the Powers-That-Shouldn't-Be have been following for centuries, and it's designed to deliver you straight into slavery.

Don't worry, though; I'm so generous I'll even share the whole plan with you!