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Detroit Mayor Throws First Brick In Glass-Breaking Ceremony For New Slum
• The OnionDETROIT—As community leaders and members of the press looked on, Detroit mayor David Bing proudly hurled the first brick this week in a window-shattering ceremony for the city's newest dilapidated slum. The result of three years of construction work and more than $24,000 in public funds, the rat-infested and crime-ridden development was unveiled to the public on Tuesday. "It is my great honor to introduce to you the brand new Baneberry Heights," announced Bing, gesturing to the ramshackle subdivision behind him. "Filthy, dangerous, filled with violence and blight: It's all here, and it's all completely falling apart." Enlarge Image Slum "This is what the people of Detroit have been waiting for," Bing continued before walking to a nearby trash can, setting its contents on fire, and heaving the flaming receptacle through a corner storefront. "Baneberry Heights is a nightmare come true."
The root of all terrorism could be my brother Drew.
Found ZeroI never thought I'd see the day when I call out my brother Drew before all people and and I'm dang lucky I grew up just in time because everything I used to do as a kid would get me branded a terrorist and turn half the nation into a panic.
Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall
• OnionCalling it an essential step toward securing the Texas border and protecting his people's way of life, Gov. Rick Perry announced Tuesday the completion of a 1,953-mile wall designed to keep out millions of unwanted Americans.
Funny! Barry the Builder: "Yes, we CAN!"
http://www.cafepress.com/BarryTheBuilderHad you noticed that Obama's campaign slogan is right out of the children's video series "Bob the Builder"? It just goes to show the intellectual level at which he aimed his pitch. Here's a funny graphic send-up of Barry the
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Patriot Flue mutation spreads rapidly. Millions infected.
Found ZeroUnlike the recent Mexican Flue, TPF1776 does not appear to have any single point of origin or an epidemiological "ground zero".
Swine Flu Panic!!! (video)
• Current[You have to manually click "Turn on Audio" at top for some strange reason.] A bird, a monkey, and a pig walk into a bar... and panic and hilarity ensue when there is no vaccine for this 'superbug' happy hour!
Flying Pigs
Tyger GilbertThere were those who said pigs would fly when a black man was ever elected as president of the United States . . .
Stephen Hawking Jokes
• SciScoop ScienceCambridge University’s renowned Professor Stephen Hawking is making a good recovery in Addenbrooke’s Hospital after a chest infection. His medical status led to a spate of politically incorrect jokes hinging on the fact he uses a voice synsynthesiser
Swine Flu Fashion
• Daily MirrorSwine flu's no laughing matter but here's proof that no matter how tough it gets some people will always put a brave face on a crisis. In Mexico City people have begun decorating their swine flu face masks in a bid to raise a smile in the glo
DEAR SANTA CLAWS: HERE IS WHAT I WANT FOR THIS YEARS SOLSTICE CELEBRATION. A WISH LIST FOR FREEDOM
• deadlinelive.info/Dear Satan, er I mean Santa, First of all I have always wanted to know… Why the red suit and free toys? Are you a commie dude? And what’s with these lists you keep? Naughty or Nice? If your not with Santa your with the terrorists? Speaking for myself
Blown-Away Chihuahua Reunited With Owners
• Associated Press, Yahoo NewsWATERFORD TOWNSHIP, Mich. – Tinker Bell has been reunited with her owners after a 70-mph gust of wind picked up the six-pound Chihuahua and tossed her out of sight.
Humor or hate? Groups see Israeli cartoon differently
• McClatchy NewsThe animated stars of an incendiary new Internet cartoon series aren't typical. They're young Arabs who spend their afternoons trying to bomb Israeli buses, gun down Jewish girls and incinerate crowded cafes, and 3 months since their debut, t
Obama's Glimmer of Hope
• Ritholtz.com/blog/ &EconomistOptimism is one thing, but hubris that the world economy is returning to normal could hinder recovery and block policies to protect against a further plunge into the depths.”
Is DESPONDEX Right For You?
• YouTube via Rense.com"Made by Pfizer, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness."
Ron Paul says he should have punched Sasha Baron Cohen in the nose
• Politico"I was expecting an interview on Austrian economics. So, that didn't turn out that way. But, by the time he started pulling his pants down, I thought, What in Thunder is going on here? I ran out of the room."
Best Rube Goldberg Ever
• YouTubeWow!
Millions of Linux users disgusted, vow to leave Earth
Found Zero"After all the science fiction, all the stranger than fiction and the plainly banal" said one Linux user, we've opted for another planet with more expansive and none-judgmental capabilities.
If You Want to Sell the House, Mow the Lawn
• commercial[funny ad] Every gardener loves the satisfaction of creating a well-crafted design on his front lawn with just a few pushes of the old John Deere. Wilkinson is apparently banking on this love-of-gardening frenzy to transfer to other lawns....
What would you do?
• Mark YannoneYour response is likely to be governed by your culture. What are you teaching your children?
YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS - George Carlin
• George Carlin - YouTubeGeorge Carlin speaking the truth and poking some fun at it.
Welcome to the NEW Magical Monetary World of ECONOLAND
• Economist.com via Reuters via Drudgereport.comThe Economist Group is delighted to announce the development of a public-entertainment facility that combines the magic of a theme park with the excitement of macroeconomics.
The Modern Missouri Police Movement
• FPIACThe Free People Information Analysis Center has issued an informational report on the state of the police state in Missouri. [.pdf file, very funny]
Exclusive report: Earth Hour 2009.
Found ZeroFreedom's Phoenix reporters bring you exclusive updates on Earth Hour 2009, a liberal concept to promote peace, the environment or something like that.
I don't care if it is the GREATEST DEPRESSION...
Ernest Hancock(...you know this is coming)
Something For The Rest Of Us!
Ed VallejoI received this e-mail from one of my Assistant Organizers this morning. I guess some people are not happy that their Beloved America is spiraling to Earth in flames...
FPIAC: The Modern Missouri Police Movement (MIAC Parody)
• Liberty Forest (PDF)The Missouri Information Analysis Center vilified a large number of freedom loving individuals when they lumped them together with a few bad apples. Their report was given to Missouri Police so they could profile liberty lovers. A parody was made of
Thank the Good Lord! NJ scraps plans to ban genital waxing.
• AP/YahooNot since 'blue movies' became widely popular in the 1970's has having 'wall-to-wall carpet in your basement' been a popular grooming option.
CIA Awkwardly Debriefs Obama On Creation Of Crack Cocaine
• The OnionCIA analyst Timothy R. McIntire haltingly explained to the nation's first African-American commander in chief the highly classified origin of crack cocaine
Riots in the streets: Brooks Brothers and others massing private armies.
Found ZeroAs usual, some of us elders in the movement are reading between the lines, keeping you informed. To us, the talking heads on television speak loud and clear. Just remember, you heard it here first.
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