VIDEO: Maybe Glenn Beck isn't an entire waste of space. He "tricked" Bill-O into saying "I like Weiner" on live, national television, and Bill never appeared to catch onto the joke. That moves Beck up a notch or two in my book, making him almost
Got a buddy with a bad case of Obama buyer's remorse? Not sure what to get for that Obama voter who has everything? Here’s a few spiffy gift ideas for that hard-to-please person who’s had second thoughts about pulling the lever for Hope and Change.
South Carolina man alleges randomness of lottery drawing compromised as he was helped to win $200,000 prize by divine intervention.
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From www.powerball.com:
South Carolina Player Calls $200,000 Powerball Win “God’s Blessing!” “I play $1
The CDC has issued an alert for a new strain of an old problem: The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. (”Gonna re-elect ‘em”) The disease has infected large parts of the country, particularly urban areas. Thankfully, there effective treatment availa
Eleven indicted Somali pirates dropped a bombshell in a U.S. court today, revealing that their entire piracy operation is a subsidiary of banking giant Goldman Sachs. Could Make Prosecution Difficult, Experts Say.
Trolls need to understand some of the standards we maintain. Freedoms Phoenix trollery should be publishable works in their own right. The bar for both authors and trolls is high. Oyate tells you how.
Capitol police arrived on the scene at about 6 a.m., after a refried bean swastika was found smeared on the glass doors of the House and Senate buildings. [Is Russell Pearce advertising the mindset, now?]
Very politically offensive from National Banana.com ... The sexual abuse of children by ordained clergy can now be easily combated by using this simple spray repellent.
Destroy capitalism, rape fat cats and have the time of your life doing it! It’s Obamopoly! You might not have the money in real life–what with taxes, fees and mandates–but Obamopoly puts you in the driver’s seat: You’re the government with an unlimit
Editor's Comment: This is funny video about how the Gov't takes everything they want from us, and makes promises to get what it wants. Don't trust the Government!
"It is with great pride that we issue a new standard in currency which is backed 100% by beer, weed and a place to crash. We hope to set a new competitive standard in global currency" said CFO Oyate.
Don't nobody say nothing to the folks at Town Hall but God keeps making unlicensed dogs at a rate which suggests complete contempt for town ordinances.
WASHINGTON—The nation's most fervent bigots convened in Washington Monday to address growing concerns that the production of hateful new racial slurs has failed to keep pace with the rise in mixed-race births.
Sarah Palin confessed recently on national television that she's been a mind-controlled sex slave for the interbreeding reptilian white supremacist illuminati. Here, she tells of exploitation at the hands of Arizona Senator John McSame.
ATTENTION:***Salty Language Alert*** Is this how we reach kids in this day and age? By going Gangsta? I guess it can't hurt. Either way this video is funny and yet true.
Andy Borowitz "We had a difficult time deciphering them because they did not seem to follow the discernible pattern of an organized language or code," the spokesperson said.
It used to be you could randomly sneak up on people's houses in the dark of night at this time of year in large groups and assault them with song. But no more.