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If You Want to Sell the House, Mow the Lawn

04-07-2009 • commercial

[funny ad] Every gardener loves the satisfaction of creating a well-crafted design on his front lawn with just a few pushes of the old John Deere. Wilkinson is apparently banking on this love-of-gardening frenzy to transfer to other lawns....

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