"Dear Orly, I would be honored if you would join me for a very special reception with President Barack Obama on Wednesday..." signed, Harry Reid!
Harkins Theatres now implements Nazi-style checkpoints in order to prevent underage theatre-goers from sneaking in at the cost of your privacy. Papers please!
NEW YORK (AP) - A New York City man who plunged 40 stories from the rooftop of an apartment building has survived after crashing onto a parked car.
Chalk up another one for the media covering up for the Clintons. I mean, how is it that I'm just learning about this now?!?!?!
I dare you to not laugh at these fools.
"... a reminder that Islam has always been part of America..." - That's a QUOTE!
Back in early 2007, when the Bush administration was insisting that its military intervention in a faraway land was not open-ended, Senator Barack Obama wasn't buying it.
(VIDEO) Israel will be burning kids next....this is insane.
The staff is just one of the most available weapons we have, particularly in bar rooms or bathrooms. There's always a pool cue or broomstick around. It's a most basic weapon and it's mis-characterized in film.
Surrendering to The Dark Side, and packing a pistol instead of a light saber, someone dressed in a Darth Vader outifit, complete with helmet, robbed a Chase Bank branch in Setauket, NY.
The idea to ban eye rolling came about after a local resident in Elmhurst was thrown out of a council meeting after rolling her eyes after hearing a local councilor talk. Well string that motherfucker up!
Seriously? THREE THOUSAND dogs for Homeland Security? Since when is the DHS involved in searching for drugs and cash? Oh wait...they're not supposed to be.
If the Clean Elections Commission was actually there to level the playing field, why do they keep pulling this kind of , uh, stuff to protect incumbents?
The NRA's Institute for Legislative Action (ILA) has never been a bunch of choir boys. They'd stab their own momma in the back,...twice! And here's proof.
So if I get naked without a license agreement with the Cowboy, I'm in deep doo doo?!
According to the Arizona Department of Transportation, the Federal Highway Administration will spend $1.25 million to build 41 'canopy tunnel crossings' over a lone road through the squirrels' habitat.
"There is no birth certificate," said Tim Adams. "It's like an open secret. There isn't one. Everyone in the government there knows this."
You've got to see this to believe it...
There is no reason to send us pictures of...(the)handicapped so don’t be an a*shole...there is a difference between someone who is mentally challenged and a person who has a fu Manchu and is still rocking MC Hammer pants.
Thanks to my friend Andy Carmichael for sending this one from my neck of the woods, right on the NY/VT/Quebec border (Note his comment at the bottom of the page). BTW - Same place as the where the Motorhome Diaries guys got into trouble.
Two homeboys discuss the very real possibility of the City adding sonic weapons to a park in Chandler to "control barking dogs." [AZ Republic article: http://www.azcentral.com/community/chandler/articles/2010/03/03/20100303chandler-dog-park-silen
Geez, I'm quickly tiring of all these crises. There's the economy, global warming, health care, Islamic and Domestic terrorism, etc...but now there's this NEW and BIGGER crisis? Has anyone else heard of this?
Reid said that the effects of joblessness on domestic violence were especially pronounced among men, because, Reid said, women tend to be less abusive.
Zsa Zsa's husband says he's ready to lead Calif.
They now have DNA evidence yo get around statutes of limitations. One way to make sure is to simply charge the DNA itself, and wait until the DNA is matched to an actual person.
The Civil Rights Division encourages qualified applicants with...MENTAL RETARDATION, MENTAL ILLNESS...
Seriously?, Jacksonville State University student Alexandra Espinosa-Amaya isn't happy about the sentence for her crime, pushing Sgt. Andrew Brennan while he worked OFF DUTY. "It's humiliating, and it doesn't teach me anything,"
A new McClatchy poll finds that Americans lean more toward giving up some of their liberty in exchange for more safety.
Via Max Keiser TV, Bloomberg reports that JP Morgan's Public Sector Benefit Payments company is the first and the largest provider of food stamp benefits in the United States.