I was looking for 'The Onion' as the source...!
State’s junk food ban could take bite out of school fundraisers
A leaked U.S. Army document prepared for the Department of Defense contains shocking plans for “political activists” to be pacified by “PSYOP officers” into developing an “appreciation of U.S. policies” while detained in prison camps inside the Unite
According to a statement issued by the State Administration for Religious Affairs, the law, which goes into effect next month and strictly stipulates the procedures by which one is to reincarnate.
South Korea is saying this morning that its customs officials are stepping up their inspections targeting smuggled capsules that contain the powdered flesh of dead human babies. How’s that for something to wash down with your third cup of coffee this
Chances of there being a false flag op at the London Olympics now seems certain.
Following ‘Money’ trail
Inspired by the Kony 2012 fad, a group of New York University grad students has set up the wartime version of Kickstarter, where random people can bankroll new weapons and new paramilitary missions.
A historic Saturn V rocket was damaged by gunfire Thursday (May 3), after someone shot three bullets into the Alabama museum where the mighty moon booster is on display.
What officers thought was a counterfeit $50 bill turned out to be an old, legitimate bill, but the truth wasn't discovered until a man was mistakenly charged and jailed Friday.
Wave after wave of young men surged forward to take turns punching and kicking their victim.
Tens of millions of pounds of UK aid money have been spent on a programme that has forcibly sterilised Indian women and men, theObserver has learned.
Report fails to mention numerous banal activities characterized as suspicious behavior
Controversial US pastor Terry Jones has burned more copies of the Koran and a depiction of the prophet Mohammed to protest the imprisonment in Iran of a Christian clergyman, The Gainesville Sun reported.
Breaking up is never easy -- having 32 teeth ripped out is even worse.
"While Georgetown was beginning its descent to bankruptcy, Romney was helping himself to the company's treasury." Love the cover...
A great white shark nearly 20 feet long and weighing 2,000 pounds was caught by commercial fisherman in northwestern Mexico this week.
A Kingsport man who teaches at a vocational school in Abingdon, Va., has been arrested after allegedly pulling a blank firing gun on his students, pointing it their direction and firing multiple times.
At 12:30 p.m. Monday, about 50 people waited for help at the IRS center in Fort Myers, Fla. Another dozen who couldn't find seats stood in a line that stretched out the office suite door and into a lobby.
Italian art director and graphic designer Benedetto Papi has created a line of condoms for the most sexually active subset of society: Star Wars nerds.
The Wall Street Journal published a self-revealing news article on Tennessee’s recently adopted law (modeled on a template created by the Discovery Institute – a Christian group whose ultimate goal is preventing the teaching of the core principles of
Identity theft is freaking everyone out these days and for very good reason...
Captain David Geisler was Commodore in charge of the logistics task force that supplied all naval assets in the 5th Fleet stationed in Bahrain
Texting while walking can be dangerous, and some lawmakers even want to ban the practice.
If you were on UCLA's wait list and then got an acceptance letter, we don't mean to alarm you, but it might have been an accident.
In a city where partying has gone mobile, from minibuses equipped with stripper poles to Jacuzzi limos, now comes a curbside service to treat those massive hangovers.
In one Alaskan fishing village, crime is a laughing matter. It's not the crimes that have residents chuckling so much as how they're written about.
Five people have been charged with intentional injury in the case of a Chinese teenager’s obsessive quest for Apple products.
A waitress in Minnesota is suing after $12,000 was left at her restaurant table — she says it was a tip but police say, it’s drug money, according to The Forum.
This story is so bizarre that I had to check it twice to make sure it was not an early April Fool’s joke.