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Twas the Night Before Christmas in 2008 - By Penny Langford Longfellow
Written by Ernest Hancock Subject: Obama Administration*By Penny Langford Longfellow*
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*Twas the night before Christmas, it was 2008*
*Elections were over, deciding our fate*
*Obama was crowned the next US king*
*Picked by the globalist corporate machine*
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*Bush was all done and soon had to move*
*He left all his pretzels and beer just to prove*
*A drunk could be president of this nation*
*As long as he’s into truth modification*
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*So congress filled corporate stockings with care*
*In hopes that the citizens were not aware*
*The children while nestled all snug in their beds*
*Their future encumbered by debt by the feds*
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*Santa stayed home his job was too awesome*
*He couldn’t compete with Bernanke and Paulson*
*The elves were on strike because toys were imported*
*From China, their children long since been aborted*
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*Fluoride in the water and poison in shots*
*We were killing and dumbing down our little tots*
*We had put all our trust in the government way*
*Relinquished our rights to the ole FDA *
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*The value of human’s life has gotten so low*
*To the god of convenience the dumpster they go*
*We’ve warred and we’ve bombed it’s just what we “do”*
*Then wonder why reporters give Bush the ole shoe*
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*My head was all clear from the media sedation*
*From the web I had gotten all truth’s information*
*I read the reports from the scamps up in Congress*
*How database building was going to save us *
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*Am I bumming you out? Am I making you mad?*
*You say, “This is Christmas you’re making me sad”*
*If you’re getting pissed off at this little rhyme*
*All I can say is it’s about freaking time*
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*Our nation is sick in the pit of recession*
*Reindeer will be food when it comes a depression*
*I’m ready to go and I can stand no more*
*No more will I finance the government whore*
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*So I sprang from my bed and through open the sash*
*Intent on dissuading the upcoming crash*
*Gave Chertoff the finger and cried out with glee!*
*You’ll not get my money and you’ll never get me!*
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*I went to my vault and assessed all my ammo*
*Filled my clips with new bullets and pulled on my cammo*
*On Winchester, Segar my guns without locks*
*On Ruger, Smith Wesson and my new point nine Glock*
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*I was hoping it would not come down to a fight*
*But ready and willing I’d be for the night*
*The children were cheering the old time solution*
*To federal abuse it’s a new revolution*
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*Saved my money for gold and silver stockpiling*
*IRS will be damned in our new country’s filing*
*So no worries, we’re here, the remnant can slumber*
*Feds can’t get a bead on our accurate number*
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*Go put up your tinsels and ring all the bells*
*Christmas is coming sing songs of Noel*
*No less are we yearning our country’s safe keeping*
*The patriots watch though Revere may be sleeping*
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*For the man who brought freedom is alive and still here*
*He was laid in a manger for this message you’d hear*
*We’ll hope still for liberty and none to be lost*
*We are willing to pay again, liberty’s cost*
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