SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: October 8, 2023 Edition
John SemmensMcCarthy Stunned Confident that he had an "ace-in-the-hole," House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif) expected Rep. Matt Gaetz's (R-Fla) motion to oust him from his position would fail. It didn't. "When I expressed my apprehension about allowing



