SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: August 31, 2025 Edition
John SemmensDeranged Gunman Slaughters Praying Children This week, a person who was "tired of being trans" opened fire on praying students at the Annunciation Catholic School in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Two children were killed and 17 others were wounded. The
