Waaaaaait a minute!  Something's crewey here.  Last I heard, we were selling crap like crazy, people were buying crap like crazy, house sales had gone up, car sales were on the rise, the worst was left behind and things were looking peachier than ever...~scratching head~Could somebody have lied about all this?  Is it possible that, maybe, we're not being told the truth?

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!