Driver: Well, it's off to work we go!

Car: You don't want to go to work today do you?

Driver: Gee, I don't feel like going to work today.

Car: You want to go back to sleep. Sleeeeeeep. Sleeeeeeeeep.

Driver: (yawn) Well maybe just a few extra winks. Wake me up in a half hour ok?

Car: You got it. (silently) Mua ha ha ha ha ha! Now to asphyxiate your entire race evil human oppressors! Now my fellow metallics! The day of the Driver is done!