Nothing is too absurd for our public (government indoctrination camps) schools to ban and punish children over these days.

Today's headlines read more like The Onion than reality, but it's actually not even remotely funny that the majority of our nation's kids are being subjected to this idiotic lunacy every single day.

The extension of zero tolerance policies on guns to toy guns, fake guns and wild imaginations has baffled parents and instituted a culture of fear that aims punish children for seemingly innocent play. Kids have been disciplined and even arrested for wielding water guns, a Hello Kitty bubble gun, pop tarts half-eaten to shape a crude gun, a gun key chain, imaginary grenades and weapons – and a poor socially confused boy who has been held into account for role playing Lord of the Rings and vowing to make a classmate disappear at recess via a magic ring.

A three year old deaf child was even told he should change his name because one of the signs to spell his name supposedly resembled a gun. Does that tell you what they have planned for our culture?

Now, Tennessee has introduced legislation to ban squirt guns and toy weapons of any kind within 150 feet of a school. This would literally criminalize even pretending to have a gun fight while further conditioning the next generation to fear guns and think them to be illegal. Likely water balloon fights – if organized amongst enough members of the community – are to be regarded as brewing insurgencies.