"A Ukrainian man suspected of being involved in causing undersea explosions that damaged the Nord Stream gas pipelines between Russia and Germany in 2022 was arrested in Poland, a spokesperson for the District Prosecutor's Office in Warsaw said Tuesday," The Associated Press reports.

Without irony or satire, the AP identifies further that "Volodymyr Z. was detained in Pruszkow, central Poland, according to Polish radio station RMF FM, which first reported his capture" - based on a European arrest warrant issued by German authorities. 

The man in custody has elsewhere been described, including by Reuters, as a Ukrainian diver wanted by Germany... and his name is Volodymr Z... though the reporting is not based on The Onion.