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Immigration: The Human Cost - The Onion News Network's Jean Anne Whorton looks at how immigration has affected one former corporate executive.
With each new illegal alien gang member gathering strength through numbers, Los Angeles suffers horrific violence. As membership grows, violence, drugs and trafficking accelerate across America. Any American can be the next victim.
The Bush administration and congressional racist wars against defenseless immigrants.
Teams assigned to make sure foreigners ordered out of the United States actually leave are grappling with a backlog of more than 600,000 cases and can't accurately account for the fugitives' whereabouts, the government reported.
Unlike last year, when the House and Senate passed vastly different bills, comparable bills are likely to emerge on both sides of the Capitol, including a guest-worker program and a path to "earned citizenship" for those in the US illegally
A year after saying that a vetoed immigration bill's employer sanctions were too lenient, Arizona Gov. Janet Napolitano is urging lawmakers to avoid putting "wiggle room" in a new version of the legislation. Napolitano said federal l
How do you spell "perseverance?" When 13-year-old Kunal Sah stand before television cameras May 30-31 to represent Utah - for the second time - at the National Spelling Bee in Washington, D.C., his parents won't be there with him.
No matter what the advocates of free immigration say about the natural individual right to move without government permission, many people remain unconvinced because they expect theory and practice to diverge. Open borders may be good in the abstrac
[Heck, I enjoy paying more of the few dollars I am left with.] Arizona business leaders are increasingly at odds with Republican Party leadership over immigration issues, particularly leaders who aim to crack down on employers who hire undocumented w
Federal authorities raided a construction company in southern Arizona accused of breaking the law by hiring illegal immigrants, arresting the firm's president and several employees on federal charges and detaining 10 undocumented workers.
The largest immigration bust in the history of southern Massachusetts took place Tuesday after hundreds of illegal aliens were discoverd working in New Bedford making products for the US military. CBS affilate WPRI reports the massive raid
Napolitano conceded DPS officers don't need special training or authority to enforce immigration law for crimes which are violations of state law. She said the officers are getting cross-training so they can arrest illegal border crossers.
As migrant laborers flee Colorado because of tough new immigration restrictions, worried farmers are looking to prisoners to fill their places in the fields. [We need more prisoners.]
If such conservative stalwarts as Tom Tancredo and John Doolittle now champion increased government power to mold private businesses into their preferred image, is there any hope left for the dwindling camp of Reagan Republicans who sincerely and con
Sheriff Estrada said Wednesday his detectives were trying to determine whether any shots were fired at the agents before the suspected smuggler was shot.
The attraction, criticized by some as a training ground for would-be illegal migrants, is meant to help the local economy.
Rep. Ron Paul, R-Texas, says a nation without secure borders is no nation at all. Immigration is one of his top issues as he considers a run for the White House. He will be our guest.
Jim Gilchrist, the Orange County accountant who gained national recognition as the co-founder of a citizen border patrol group, will ask a judge this afternoon to issue a restraining order in order to regain control of the Minuteman Project.
Even as the federal government is starting to crack down on companies that hire illegal immigrants, it's been helping those same workers send money home, cheap. The Federal Reserve allows customers without Social Security numbers to wire money th
Arizona farmers cite tighter border security and limits on guest workers. They're paying field hands $2 more per hour. [Get ready to pay at the market you dumb gringos.]
Since George W. Bush became President of the United States in 2001, the number of illegal aliens residing in this country has risen exponentially.
Some months ago over 500,000 illegal immigrants took to the streets of Los Angeles. They have an agenda - and so does our Government. Learn about the profound constitutionally protected Right that our leaders hoped we’d never discover -- much less
The white supremacist Ku Klux Klan is on the rise in the US and is exploiting the issue of illegal immigration to attract new members. The Klan has declined dramatically since the 1960s when its members dressed in white robes, burned
(Video - If America doesn't get back to representing the rights of the smallest minority, the individual, no one stands a chance against the whims of a young, energetic and angry majority)
Looking at the potential presidential frontrunners for both the Democrat and Republican parties reveals that virtually everyone of them would surrender America's borders.
Under the proposed increases, citizenship applications would cost $595, up from $330, while permanent residency applications would jump to $905 from $325.
A recent standoff between National Guardsmen and heavily armed outlaws along the Mexican border has rattled some troops and raised questions about the rules of engagement for soldiers who were sent to the border in what was supposed to be a backup ro