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Biden Says Days as a Lifeguard "Prepped Me to Save America" In a bid to persuade voters that he is the man that will save America from the evil Donald Trump, Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden recalled his days as a lifeguard, saying th

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City Council Member Praises Mob Seattle City Council Member Kshama Sawant expressed her disgust with Police Chief Carmen Best's resignation, saying "this tool of capitalist oppression had the nerve to object to the Council's decision to reject

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Chicago Using Social Media to Spy on Tourists Desperate to replace the tax revenues lost due to the City's oppressive response to the COVID pandemic, Chicago Department of Public Health Commissioner Dr. Allison Arwady has authorized a widespread s

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Chicago Using Social Media to Spy on Tourists Desperate to replace the tax revenues lost due to the City's oppressive response to the COVID pandemic, Chicago Department of Public Health Commissioner Dr. Allison Arwady has authorized a widespread s

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Seattle Mayor Blames Trump for Continuing Violence Mayor Jenny Durkan (D) blamed President Trump for the bombing of the Police Department's East Precinct, saying that "his demand for law and order is provoking these attacks. As every parent of

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Portland Gov't Demands Feds Stop Impeding Rioters Portland city officials are demanding that the federal law enforcement personnel protecting the federal courthouse remove the barricades they installed around the building. Mayor Ted Wheeler (D) po

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Biden Campaign Demands Debate "Fact Checkers" Biden Campaign Chair Cedric Richmond appeared on FOX News and claimed "it would be unfair for Joe to have to go one-on-one with Trump in a debate. First of all, Trump is a racist. Joe is too poli

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Goya CEO Won't Apologize This week Goya Foods President and CEO Bob Unanue participated in the White House Hispanic Prosperity Initiative. The Initiative asked Hispanic business owners and managers for their ideas on how the Trump Administration c

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Court Invalidates Louisiana Abortion Law In a 5-4 decision, the US Supreme Court Struck down a Louisiana law requiring that persons performing abortions have admitting privileges at a nearby hospital. In the majority opinion, Justice Stephen Br

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Poll: Voters Turning to Dems for Protection A new Rasmussen poll shows a plurality of voters (49%) are ready to elect former Vice-President Joe Biden "to scale back the violence that is tearing our cities apart." A poll respondent from New

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Cuomo: "I Won't Allow Any Trump Rallies in My State" Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-NY) vowed he would not permit President Trump to hold any campaign rallies in New York because "it's politically motivated. The whole purpose of these rallies is to wi

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Biden: "George Floyd Bigger than MLK" In a desperate bid to atone for his previous words and deeds that many are now criticizing as racist, Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden asserted that "the murder of George Floyd has had a bigger

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Biden Predicts "Landslide" Win During a virtual town hall meeting emceed by comedian Don Cheadle, former Vice-President Joe Biden predicted he would "beat Trump by the largest margin in American history." He says he reached this conclusion

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Battle Over Election Fraud Heats Up Though Twitter has a lengthy record of permitting leftists to post blatant lies and evidence-free accusations, this week it took issue with President Trump's tweet warning of the risk of vote-fraud in vote-by-ma

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Cuomo Blames Trump for Nursing Home Fiasco Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-NY) rebuffed criticism of his order requiring nursing homes to accept COVID-positive patients by blaming President Trump. The ordered cohabitation of infected and uninfected residents

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Sheriff Too Busy Rearresting Criminals to Enforce Lockdown Fresno County Sheriff Margaret Mims says her officers "are too busy repeatedly rearresting criminals released under the state's zero-dollar bail policy. We haven't the time, resources,

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Gov Vetoes Telemedicine Bill Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Wolf (D) vetoed a bill that would have expanded patients' access to telemedicine services during the coronavirus lockdown because "it didn't include at home abortions." In his veto message Wol

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Dear Ernest, I am writing to you as I follow your work and think that you will be most interested. Over the last years I have been thinking about how humans can become independent of the control of the few over the many. I think there may be a way

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Black Dems Face Retribution Democratic Party leaders in Georgia and Michigan have targeted two state legislators for punishment. The "crime" of which both are accused is "breaking our Party's united front against the Trump menace," said st

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Michigan Gov Warns Protesters This week, thousands of Michigan citizens circled the state capitol to demonstrate their opposition to Gov. Gretchen Whitmer's tyranny. The Governor labeled this protest "irresponsible" and threatened to impose fu

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Abuse of Authority Intensifies Apprised of incidents in which children have been playing inside the homes of friends in their neighborhood, Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D) has issued an immediate cease and desist decree. "Stay-at-home means s

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https://www.zerohedge.com by Harris Kupperman

Roughly a month ago on the afternoon of Sunday, March 8th, Fed Chairman Powell had an emergency staff meeting.

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Schumer Appalled by Trump Letter Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) expressed his disgust at "Trump's unpresidential response to my criticism of his failures. Rather than graciously acknowledge his deficiencies and resign from office, h

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Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential American stand-up comics of all time. This audio clip comes from his George Carlin's audiobook, "Napalm & Sillyputty", which was published in 2002.

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Dems Demonstrate Leadership In the midst of the coronavirus pandemic, Bill and Hillary Clinton donated more than 400 pizzas to all of the hospitals in their home county of Westchester, NY. The donation was heralded by a tweet from Hillary "thank

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