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• www.upi.com

Some ham-fisted knuckle-dragging gov't gunman lost one of his ammo clips on a Southwest flight landing in Phoenix yesterday. "It seemed almost funny to see a magazine with bullets in it just sort of lying on the floor of a commercial jetliner,"

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• Daily Mail

Furious security staff hit back at pat down searches in airports across America, claiming that they hated dealing with obese travelers and those with personal hygiene problems. They hated having to carry out body searches, with one claiming it was wo

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• godlikeproductions.com

Move over TSA... here comes Red Flag Tests, Coming January 1 - Quote: Wait till you have to * buy a car * or an appliance * or deal with a debt collector beginning next year. Due to the new federal government mandate, Joe the used car salesman is g

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• Ritholtz.com

I took the 10 question quiz, and my results are above. Its pretty much where I imagine myself — fiscally conservative, socially progressive. I don’t have a problem with gay marriage, legalized pot, cutting spending, or letting insolvent companies die

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