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Obama Gains Key Reelection Endorsements The Communist Party of the United States announced it is supporting Barack Obama's reelection bid. “It used to be that we had to run our own candidates for public office,” recounted Sam Webb, chairman of the
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
President Admits He Sometimes Forgets the Magnitude of the Recession President Obama asked voters to forgive him if he sometimes fails to feel their pain over lost employment, foreclosed homes, and mounting personal debt. “I've led kind of a sh
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Obama Autobiography Revealed to Be Mostly Fictitious President Obama's putative autobiography—Dreams from My Father—is apparently mostly “made up stuff.” Nonexistent characters and imaginary events comprise the bulk of the content. The only verifi
Countries throughout the world are celebrating May Day, also referred to as International Labor Day.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
EPA Official Regrets Remarks Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) Region 6 administrator Al Armendariz apologized for boasting that the Obama Administration's approach toward environmental enemies was to “crucify them.” Armendariz attributed his
Week-long demonstrations over a proposed rise in university tuition fees have erupted into violence in Quebec.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Obama Press Secretary Says GOP Is Politicizing Election President Obama's Press Secretary Jay Carney lashed out at the GOP for “politicizing the upcoming elections.” “They're trying to exploit so-called scandals and policy failures for political g
I took a good look at Obama in the famous "Summit Meeting". Sometimes he was overcome by tiredness, he unwillingly shut his eyes but, at times, he slept with open eyes.
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The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked.The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm. Then, replace a third original monkey with a new one,followed by the fourth, then the fifth. Every monkey is attacked for no reason.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Pelosi Confident Women's Votes Will Mean Democratic Sweep in November Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) says she is confident she will regain the gavel when Democrats sweep the November elections. “Just looking at the top of the ticke
Morpheus Heads to Las Vegas Nevada to get in the streets with the people to let them know Ron Paul is still going strong. In Front of the MGM Grand we encounter the Devil on the Streets of vegas and He is for Ron Paul and the R3volution!
RT has become the first TV channel in the world to speak to former journalist and Black Panther Mumia Abu-Jamal since he was removed from death row in January. Abu-Jamal will spend his life behind bars for killing a police officer in 1981.
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"The day is coming when the question will be how can the United States regulate the defiantly unassimilated cultures of foreign lands? Such immigrants say their traditions trump the U.S. legal system. Balkanization of the United States has begun."
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President Claims Court Ruling Against Health Care Law Would Be Unprecedented In an effort to try to nudge the Supreme Court toward a favorable decision on his signature legislative accomplishment, President Obama argued that overturning the Afford
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He will secure four more years to dismantle our country into the image of his own making: socialistic, overwhelmed by immigrants, probably more Islamic, few jobs, with astronomical debt and endless welfare.
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In what President Obama believed to be an “off-the-record” exchange, he was overheard requesting “space” from the Russians until after the November election when he would have more “flexibility.” This would-be covert conversation has raised suspicion
Who says, "nobody notices the hard work and efforts of those who will get involved?
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Pelosi Predicts Court Will Find Obamacare Constitutional House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) confidently predicted that the US Supreme Court will rule that the President's health care law is Constitutional. “The proof is right there in the
Goldman Sachs is quite the player in politics. In fact, it would be fair to say that Goldman and politics are joined at the hip.
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Drawing Distinctions Between Limbaugh & Maher While both Rush Limbaugh and HBO's Bill Maher have used offensive language against women whose political views they oppose, Representative Shelley Berkely (D-Nev) attempted to explain why she feels one
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Ciscero said, "Those that do not listen to history are doomed to repeat it." As the United States continues to change itself into other countries within itself, it cannot survive culturally, ecologically, socialogically or linguistically.
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Film Biographer in Awe of Obama Davis Guggenheim's recently completed film biography presents an unstintingly glowing portrayal of President Barack Obama. There is, to quote Guggenheim, “no downside to this man save the enmity of his enemies.”
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“Islam's borders are bloody and so are its innards. The fundamental problem for the West is not Islamic fundamentalism. It is Islam, a different civilization whose people are convinced of the superiority of their culture."
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President Rallies to Defend Woman's Reproductive Rights President Barack Obama waded into the controversy sparked by Sandra Fluke's testimony before a congressional committee hearing on the mandate requiring all insurers to provide reproductive se
A new "emergency" law backed by right-wing think tanks is turning Michigan cities over to powerful managers who can sell off city hall, break union contracts, privatize services—and even fire elected officials.
$4 billion liens against police officers. Bankruptcy proceedings against the United States government. Claims of grammar-based conspiracies or “backwards-correct-syntaxing-modification fraud.”
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A Satire of Recent News:a weekly skewering of the antics and mind-set of the statists running the government.
Authorities dismantled Occupy London's camp outside the famous St. Paul's Cathedral in a dramatic early hours raid Tuesday, clearing away one of the longest-surviving encampments inspired by the New York protest against capitalist excess.
People elected to hold public office are employees. Of whom? We the People. Therefore, every meeting with these people should be conducted as a job interview.
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“The one absolutely certain way of bringing this nation to ruin, or preventing all possibility of its continuing as a nation at all, would be to permit it to become a tangle of squabbling nationalities and languages.”
