How to be The Best Victim in 2024!
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Announcing the 7th Annual Fake News Awards!
• James Corbett - The Corbett ReportThat's right. It's that time of year: Awards season! And for the 7th year in a row The Corbett Report is dishonouring the biggest spreaders of disinformation in the dinosaur media with awards for the fakest "news" stories of the year!
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: January 14, 2024 Edition
John SemmensGeorgia Prosecution of Trump Corrupt This week it was discovered that the Fulton County, Georgia, District Attorney Fani Willis hired her ambulance-chasing paramour Nathan Wade to be the "special prosecutor" of Donald Trump for challenging the sta
Jim Gaffigan Rips Hollywood Elite at Golden Globes 2024 for What They Really Are
• Mark Dice - Youtube.comComedian Jim Gaffigan at the Golden Globe Awards on Sunday made a very interesting joke about what kind of people tend to make up the entertainment industry, and by the looks on the attendees' faces they weren't very happy about it.
Defending Claudine Gay
• https://www.youtube.com, AwakenWithJPClaudine Gay has been fired as head of Harvard and it's all because of racial discrimination!
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: January 7, 2024 Edition
John SemmensTrump Bigger Crook than Bidens This week, Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-Md), ranking member of the House Oversight Committee, released a report titled "White House For Sale." This report shows that Trump Hotels in Washington, D.C., Las Vegas, and New York
Karine Jean-Pierre Says Biden Has Done More To Preserve Democracy Than Any Other Dictator In History
• The Babylon Bee"When he's not imprisoning his political rivals, censoring his detractors, or laundering money through foreign agents, he's working round the clock from about 2pm to his 4pm naptime to champion the fundamental principles of democracy and promote nati
Dave Chappelle BREAKS THE INTERNET!!
• Liberal Hivemind - YouTube.com
'Activists' Infuriated As Dave Chappelle Explains Transgender Position In New Special
• https://www.zerohedge.com, by Tyler DurdenIf everyone pretends that the emperor has clothes when he's naked, does that mean he's not naked?
If The Deep State Had a PR Team
• https://www.youtube.com by AwakenWithJPIf The Deep State Had a PR Team
Democrats Disprove Claims They Will Covertly Rig Election By Rigging It In Plain Sight
• The Babylon BeeAUGUSTA, ME - In a move designed to push back against criticism that they have a track record of rigging elections in secret, Democrats have now adopted a policy of rigging elections in broad daylight so everyone in the country can see it.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: December 31, 2023 Edition
John SemmensTrump Thrown Off Maine Ballot Maine's Secretary of State Shenna Bellows (D) ruled that former president Donald Trump cannot appear on the Maine primary election ballot this March. She cited Section 3 of the US Constitution's 14th Amendment as th
Bank of Canada Must Address the Sky-High Distrust Around Its Digital Currency
• Centre of International Governance InnovationAccording to a recent report, 85 percent of respondents would not use a digital Canadian dollar.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: December 24, 2023 Edition
John SemmensTrump Tossed from Colorado Ballot By a 4 to 3 margin, the Colorado Supreme Court barred former president Donald Trump from appearing on their state's ballot in the 2024 election. The justification cited was the insurrection clause in the 14th Amen
South Park eviscerates Logan Paul and his Prime energy drinks in savage takedown
• https://metro.co, Sabrina BarrSouth Park has never been a show to shy away from parodying all sorts of high-profile people, from Andrew Tate to Meghan Markle and Prince Harry.
How to Prep For Survival on Christmas!
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How to Prep For Survival on Christmas!
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Klaus "the Situation" Schwab presents: VaxxMas Hits '23
Donna Hancock
Tucker TROLLS CNN With Massive Billboard Outside Their HQ: 'The Corporate Media Is DEAD'
• Benny Johnson - YouTube.comWell done Tucker - Genius move.
Santa Klaus
Donna HancockYou'll get nothing and be happy
"Conspiracy theory rock" aired on SNL back in 1998. It was never aired again,...
• Whatfinger...being cut from all future re-runs…
Protecting The Guilty and Destroying America!
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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: December 10, 2023 Edition
John SemmensHunter Biden Blames Trump The indictment against Hunter Biden filed in the US Court for the Central District of California this week charges him with evading $1.4 million in taxes owed to the federal government for the years 2016 through 2019. Ins
The Babylon Bee Writers Stand In Solidarity With Our Fellow Fake News Writers Going On Strike...
• https://babylonbee.com,The Babylon Bee Writers Stand In Solidarity With Our Fellow Fake News Writers Going On Strike At The Washington Post
The Sobering Reality of Fatherhood
• https://www.youtube.com, AwakenWithJPThe Sobering Reality of Fatherhood
It's hard to believe that this song is almost 15 years old.
• TwitterIt's truer now than it ever has been.
SNL's George Santos bids farewell to Congress through musical number in cold open
• https://www.msn.com by Lauren SforzaThe latest episode of "Saturday Night Live" poked fun at former Rep. George Santos (R-N.Y.) for being expelled from Congress on Friday with a mock press conference and a musical number.
It's For The Greater Good, So Shut The F*ck Up!
• https://www.youtube.com by AwakenWithJPIt's For The Greater Good, So Shut The F*ck Up!
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: December 3, 2023 Edition
John SemmensFeds Want to Unify Thought This week, in testimony before the House Judiciary Subcommittee on the Weaponization of Federal Government, journalist Michael Shellenberger revealed that "US And UK military contractors worked to both censor and use sop
"I Have No Problem Being Hated" - Musk Tells Boycotting Advertisers To "Go F**k Yours
• Zero HedgeIn a truth-bomb-filled interview with Andrew Ross-Sorkin, at the DealBook Conference, Elon Musk silenced a room full of liberal elites as he proclaimed that: "...if someone wants to blackmail me with advertising, they can go fuck themselves."
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