To Announce They've Given Up Completely, DNC Selects David Hogg As Vice Chair
• https://babylonbee.com, BabylonBee.comAnnouncing that it has now given up entirely, the Democratic National Committee selected David Hogg as its new Vice Chair.
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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: February 2, 2025 Edition
John SemmensDems Vow Unrelenting Opposition to Trump Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass) asserted that "Trump and his agenda is wrong in every way it could be wrong. All his ideas, policies, and nominees for the cabinet are out-of-step with America's values and ne
Nominee For Top Criminal Justice Position Interviewed By Nation's Top Criminals
• https://babylonbee.com, BabylonBee.comIn an electrifying several hours on Capitol Hill, a nominee for the nation's top criminal justice position was interviewed by the nation's top criminals.
Senators Pause RFK Hearing To Announce This Next Round Of Questions Is Brought To You By Pfizer
• https://babylonbee.comAfter thirty minutes of intensely questioning HHS Secretary nominee Robert F. Kennedy Jr., senators took a brief break to announce that the next line of questioning was sponsored by Pfizer.
There's a new sheriff in town
Donna Hancock
Exhausted Media Begs Trump To Take A Day Off
• https://babylonbee.com, BabylonBee.comOnly one week into the new administration and struggling to keep up with the constant flow of things being accomplished, the exhausted news media collectively begged President Donald Trump to take a day off.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: January 26, 2025 Edition
John SemmensObscene, Grotesque & Despicable Pardons Newly pardoned Sen. Adam Schiff (D-Calif) lashed out at President Trump's pardons for 1500 individuals convicted for their participation in the alleged insurrection at the US Capitol on January 6, 2021, call
Trump Deemed Unfit For Political Office After Doing What He Promised
• https://babylonbee.com, BabylonBee.comMainstream media outlets deemed President Donald Trump unfit for office this week after he was witnessed doing all the things he had promised to do.
Journalists Horrified As Village People Perform Double Hitler Salute
• https://babylonbee.com, BabylonBee.comThe Village People stirred up controversy with their performance at the inauguration of Donald Trump yesterday, with many media sources accusing the group of doing a double Hitler salute during their performance.
After Losing Access To TikTok, Zoomers Frantically Ask Grandparents How To Use Facebook
• https://babylonbee.com, BabylonBee.comU.S. -- One of America's oldest and most widely used social media platforms experienced a sudden surge of use today, as after losing access to TikTok, zoomers across the country frantically contacted their grandparents to ask them how to use Faceboo
Dave Chappelle delivers a message to Trump and riffs on Palestine, Diddy and migrants...
• https://www.dailymail.co, By STEPHEN M. LEPOREDave Chappelle delivers a message to Trump and riffs on Palestine, Diddy and migrants in SNL monologue
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: January 19, 2025 Edition
John Semmens"Greatest President Ever" As President Biden prepares to vacate the White House accolades are pouring in for his performance. Rep. Jim Clyburn (D-SC) asserted "he will go down as the greatest president we ever had. You know, I was the one who secu
Frodo And Sam Arrive To Toss Ring Into Fires Of Los Angeles
• https://babylonbee.com, BabylonBee.comAfter a grueling six-month journey, two little people known as hobbits reached the Santa Monica Mountains on their quest to destroy the One Ring by hurling it into the roiling fires of Los Angeles.
Jill Biden Prepares For Final Week As President
• https://babylonbee.com, BabylonBee.comWith the inauguration of President-elect Donald Trump set to take place next Monday, White House insiders revealed that the mood was somber as Jill Biden prepared for her final week as president.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: January 12, 2025 Edition
John SemmensChronology of California's Conflagration On January 7, 2019 Gavin Newsom became the governor of California. In November of that year President Trump urged Newsom to make a greater effort to prepare the state to deal with its frequent wildfires and
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: January 5, 2025 Edition
John Semmens"We Shouldn't Jump to Conclusions" These were the words President Joe Biden used when counseling his fellow Americans "not to lapse into anger and hatred. The man who drove a vehicle into a crowd celebrating the new year in New Orleans was an Amer
Dark Brandon - A JOE BIDEN Star Wars Parody featuring Donald Trump
• Free Voice Media - YouTube.comJoe Biden stars in this parody trailer of a Star Wars parady entitled DARK BRANDON - The Decline of a Sith. You'll see Donald Trump and a couple other cameos as well.
Government appreciation day
• TikTokThey always have our backs!
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: December 22, 2024 Edition
John SemmensBiden Admin Declares Drones "Operating Lawfully" The 8,000 mysterious drones that have been reported in various locations around the country have generated anxiety and fear among the population. Some are demanding action be taken to neutralize the
Visit California!!
• By Llewellyn H. Rockwell, Jr.Visit California!!
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: December 15, 2024 Edition
John SemmensAlmost Everybody Wants Pardons Seeing the great deal Hunter Biden got, former President Bill Clinton went on ABC's "The View" to express his "willingness to ask President Biden to pardon his wife. Hillary didn't do anything wrong, but getting a co
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: December 8, 2024 Edition
John SemmensCourt Cancels Election Citing "evidence" provided by the Romanian Intelligence Service alleging that Russian participation in a social media campaign may have unduly influenced voters, Romania's Constitutional Court annulled the first round result
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: December 1, 2024 Edition
John SemmensNY Dem Calls for Secession In the wake of Trump's victory in the 2024 presidential election, New York State Sen. Liz Krueger (D-Manhattan) is now proposing that "our state and the abutting woke states of Vermont, Massachusetts, and Connecticut sho
DOGE Days Trailer - Official PARODY TV Show Promo
• The Glorious American - YouTube.comDOGE Days: The Purge of the US Government PARODY Trailer. What happens when Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy are put in charge of fixing the U.S. government? Chaos, comedy, and "efficiency" like you've never seen before.
It's Official: Trump Now Has Hottest Cabinet Of All Time
• Babylon BeeTrump has quickly assembled his roster of officials as he prepared to commence his second term as president, drawing strong reactions from analysts who hailed his team as by far the sexiest cabinet in American history.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: November 24, 2024 Edition
John SemmensHealth Officials Fear RFK An article published by MSN says scientists are afraid that the appointment of Robert F. Kennedy, jr. to head the US Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) will further erode public trust in science. "Science is
Sunny Hostin Forced To Read Legal Notice Acknowledging Nothing Said On 'The View'...
• https://babylonbee.com, BabylonBee.comSunny Hostin Forced To Read Legal Notice Acknowledging Nothing Said On 'The View' In Its Entire History Has Ever Been Remotely True
To Pay Back $20 Million Campaign Debt, Kamala Harris Agrees To Fight Jake Paul
• https://babylonbee.com, BabylonBee.comAfter finding out how much money former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson made from his highly publicized Netflix exhibition fight, failed presidential candidate Kamala Harris announced plans to pay back her $20 million campaign debt by agreeing
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: November 17, 2024 Edition
John SemmensDems Count Invalid Ballots In Pennsylvania, Bucks County Commissioners Diane Ellis-Marseglia and Robert Harvie decided to count ballots that the State Supreme Court has ruled cannot be counted. Centre County, Philadelphia County and Montgomery Cou
Trump Worried Everyone Will Quit Before He Can Tell Them 'You're Fired'
• https://babylonbee.com, BabylonBee.comReports circulated today that President-Elect Donald Trump was worried that large numbers of corrupt government officials would start quitting before he would have the opportunity to tell them, "You're fired."
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