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SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: May 5, 2024 Edition
John SemmensBi-Partisan Vote Puts Biden on Alabama Ballot This week, Gov. Kay Ivey (R-Ala) signed a bill that will ensure President Biden's name is on the state's November ballot. The Governor praised the bi-partisan cooperation, saying "in a democracy, it is

What Men Mean But Never Say
• https://www.youtube.com, AwakenWithJPWhat Men Mean But Never Say

12 News Stories to Melt Your Brain!
• https://www.youtube.com, AwakenWithJP12 News Stories to Melt Your Brain!

SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: April 28, 2024 Edition
John SemmensDOJ Withholds Audio of Biden Interview This week, the Department of Justice (DOJ) refused to comply with a Congressional subpoena for the audio of Special Counsel Robert Hur's interview of President Biden. It was this interview that prompted Hur t

SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: April 21, 2024 Edition
John Semmens"Appalling Arrest" Rep. Ilhan Omar's (D-Minn) daughter Isra Hirsi was one of 108 students arrested at the request of Columbia University President Nemat "Minouche" Shafik. "I took this extraordinary step because these are extraordinary circu

Tucker Carlson at Joe Rogan's Comedy Club
• Tik Tok - Tucker Carlson
Beavis and Butt-Head - SNL
• https://www.youtube.com, Saturday Night LiveA NewsNation livestream event on AI is derailed by two audience members (Ryan Gosling, Mikey Day).

Airsoft - Just a bunch of children toting around a bunch of plastic weapons, what could go wrong?
• BrewStewCom - Facebook
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: April 14, 2024 Edition
John Semmens"Death to America" Called "Legitimate Viewpoint" At an anti-Israel demonstration in Dearborn, Michigan, Tarek Bazzi led the crowd in chants of "death to America." When Fox reporter Hillary Vaughn asked Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich) about this th

California's Top Squatter Real Estate Agent!
• https://www.youtube.com, AwakenWithJPCalifornia's Top Squatter Real Estate Agent!

Women on "The View" Show Off Their Scientific Expertise
• Mark Dice - Youtube.com
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: April 7, 2024 Edition
John Semmens"Pardon Pledge Will Sink Trump's Campaign" This week, Karl Rove, the political genius who guided former President George W. Bush to two election victories, predicted that Trump's pledge to review all the cases of the January 6 defendants and pardo

Roseanne Barr is uncanceled at Mar-a-Lago: Sitcom star brings down the house...
• https://www.dailymail.co, By ROB CRILLYEXCLUSIVE Roseanne Barr is uncanceled at Mar-a-Lago: Sitcom star brings down the house with jokes about period-powered soldiers, adult diapers, being a 'hateful' Jew and wetting the bed at poolside fundraiser for Kari Lake

Democrats Warn Parents To Quickly Transition Their Kids Before They Grow Out Of It
• https://babylonbee.com, WORLDVIEWSOn the heels of a new study regarding young people with gender dysphoria, Democrats issued a warning to parents to transition their kids quickly before they grow out of it.

Pontius Pilate Sure Glad That Whole 'Jesus' Ordeal Is Done With
• https://babylonbee.com, SCRIPTUREAfter a difficult week subduing mobs and navigating political landmines, Governor Pontius Pilate was relieved on Saturday to finally have the whole "Jesus of Nazareth" ordeal over and done with for good.

SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: March 31, 2024 Edition
John Semmens"Sucker Punch" Controversy in New York The new rage in the "city that never sleeps," seems to be "sucker punching" women on the streets of New York City. A woman named Halley McGookin posted a video on TikTok after she was attacked. It was one of

We The People – LIES Ep. 33 – Awaken With JP
• https://choiceclips.whatfinger.comWe The People – LIES Ep. 33 – Awaken With JP

SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: March 24, 2024 Edition
John SemmensFirst Amendment Hamstrings Government This week, the Supreme Court heard oral arguments in Murthy v. Missouri. This case focuses on whether govt collusion with social media platforms to censor online speech violates the First Amendment. Justice

What The New York Subway is Like Now
• https://www.youtube.com, AwakenWithJPWhat The New York Subway is Like Now

It's Illegal to Support Trump in NYC
• Awaken With JP ShortWhat New York City is Like Now

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Honest Government Ad | Visit Tasmania!
• https://www.youtube.com, thejuicemediaHonest Government Ad | Visit Tasmania!

SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: March 17, 2024 Edition
John SemmensJudge Exonerates Fani Willis On Friday, Fulton County Superior Judge Scott McAfee ruled that Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis will be allowed to continue to persecute former President Trump and his co-defendants for trying to overturn t

A New Form of Wokeness Has Arrived – Mark Dice
• https://choiceclips.whatfinger.comA New Form of Wokeness Has Arrived – Mark Dice

The RNC Wants You to Fall For This
• https://www.youtube.com, AwakenWithJPThe RNC Wants You to Fall For This (Publisher Recommended)

Jan 6 Protesters Request To Be Called 'Undocumented Tourists'
• https://babylonbee.com, BabylonBee.comAlleged January 6 protesters have reportedly reached out to the White House, asking to no longer be called rioters or insurrectionists but rather "undocumented tourists."

When You First Get Into Bow Hunting
• https://www.youtube.com, AwakenWithJPWhen You First Get Into Bow Hunting

Public School vs. Homeschool: Know the Difference
• https://www.youtube.com, The Babylon BeeThe Babylon Bee is proud to help parents make more well-informed decisions with this complete list of differences between public school kids and homeschooled kids.

Dave Smith: Comedy, Ukraine, Israel, Libertarianism
• https://www.youtube.com, Comedy Cellar USABrilliant libertarian comic and commentator joins the Table for a wide-ranging conversation.