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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Pandemic School Aid Can't Be Canceled Despite the fact that the Covid pandemic was officially declared over as of May of 2023 and the federal funds authorized in the American Rescue Plan Act had a "use by date" of December 31, 2024, Manhattan Dist
...While Musk Gets Every Other Weekend And Holidays
If Pride Month Was About Straight People
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
"America on Right Track" at All-Time High This week, Rasmussen's Mark Mitchell announced that "for the first time in the 29-year history of our asking Americans whether the country is on the right track 50% of voters said yes. This level of opti
ChatGPT has been officially crowned as the valedictorian of Harvard University.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Canada Mulling Over "Golden Dome" Participation US President Trump's announcement of a so-called "Golden Dome" defense system modeled after Israel's "Iron Dome" has created both an opportunity and a dilemma for Canadian Prime Minister Markey Carne
In a rare display of full bipartisan support, President Donald Trump's "No Tax On Tips" bill passed through the Senate unanimously after legislators received clarification that bribes can count as tips.
FRIDAY FUN: Twitter/X Users Respond to James Comey Controversy by Creating Their Own Hilarious Shell Memes
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Dems Seen as "Liberal, Weak, Corrupt" Political commentator Chris Cillizza says "polls showing that only a third of registered Democrats are optimistic about their Party strike me as very problematic. This is especially troublesome compared to pol
The next race for the White House already showed signs of being in full swing, as, eyeing a potential 2028 presidential bid, California Governor Gavin Newsom took steps to distance himself from California Governor Gavin Newsom.
"Lil Series: Monty"
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
NJ Mayor Arrested This week, Newark Mayor and New Jersey gubernatorial candidate Ras Baraka (D) entered the Delaney Hall Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) detention center and asserted "this facility cannot be legally operated in Newark. N
Corporal Maxwell Klinger has finally been discharged from the Army after the U.S. Supreme Court upheld the Trump administration's ban on trans military members.
A new era of dealing with depraved lawbreakers dawned today, as President Donald Trump vowed to reopen and expand Alcatraz by putting up a fence around the entire city of San Francisco.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Justice Redefines Democracy This week, Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson condemned criticism of judges who have slapped injunctions on most of the Trump Administration's efforts to implement the policies supported by voters who elected h
If Men Were Honest with Women
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Trump Must Continue Aid to Sanctuary Cities This week, US District Judge William Orrick issued an injunction barring the Trump Administration from withholding federal aid from sanctuary cities, saying "over the years cities all across the country
People Who Bypassed Legal Process In Migrating To USA Demand Legal Process Before Being Kicked Out
Roman authorities are investigating controversial religious leader Jesus of Nazareth for violating the Empire's clear "stay in tomb" order.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Judge Orders Restoration of Aid to Hamas This week, District of Columbia Judge Ibn al-Murderu ordered the restoration of the USAID funds designated for Hamas that he says "Secretary of State Marco Rubio has illegally canceled. The desire for gover
Humor-Satire: Sooo Good! – Liberal awakens from coma – Awaken with JP
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Trump Answers More Media Questions than Biden In less than 100 days into his second term as president Donald Trump had directly answered ninety unfiltered questions from the media during his three broadcast cabinet meetings. In his four years as p
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Documents Prove FBI Interfered with 2020 Election Now that new FBI Director Kash Patel has released internal documents related to Hunter Biden's laptop, reporters Catherine Herridge and Michael Shellenberger have combed through them and discovered
