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"They Called Me Daddy" – Toddler Trump Responds to the Weirdest NATO Question Ever
• https://www.youtube.com, Diaper DiplomacyLocation: NATO Summit.Vibe: International diplomacy meets reality TV. A Sky News reporter asks Trump the question no one expected:"Why did the NATO chief call you… Daddy?"
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: June 22, 2025 Edition
John SemmensWho's the "Most Oppressed" Democrat Seeing that Democrats are out-of-sync with what most voters want for the country, some of them are turning toward a strategy aimed at maximizing the number of sympathy votes they can get by instigating confronta
San Francisco Protesters Spell Out 'No King' With Sidewalk Poop
• https://babylonbee.com, BabylonBee.comIn an inspiring display of solidarity to voice their opposition to President Donald Trump's policies, San Francisco protesters spelled out "No King" with sidewalk feces.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: June 15, 2025 Edition
John SemmensDems Enable Anti-ICE Riots Federal District Court Judge Charles Breyer's order instructing President Trump to turn control over the National Guard troops he assigned to protect federal property and the ICE agents working in Los Angeles to Gov. New
Marines Deployed To Another Third-World Country Full Of Hostile Foreigners
• Babylon Bee"Same thing, different day," said Sergeant Heath Parsons. "We know the drill. We train and prepare until the day when our number is called and we have to report to save the world by traveling to some third-world hell-hole to confront foreign hostiles
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: June 8, 2025 Edition
John SemmensPandemic School Aid Can't Be Canceled Despite the fact that the Covid pandemic was officially declared over as of May of 2023 and the federal funds authorized in the American Rescue Plan Act had a "use by date" of December 31, 2024, Manhattan Dist
Judge Determines Trump Will Get The Nation On Weekdays,...
• Babylon Bee...While Musk Gets Every Other Weekend And Holidays
If Pride Month Was About Straight People
• https://www.youtube.com, AwakenWithJPIf Pride Month Was About Straight People
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: June 1, 2025 Edition
John Semmens"America on Right Track" at All-Time High This week, Rasmussen's Mark Mitchell announced that "for the first time in the 29-year history of our asking Americans whether the country is on the right track 50% of voters said yes. This level of opti
ChatGPT Announced As Harvard Valedictorian
• https://babylonbee.com, BabylonBee.comChatGPT has been officially crowned as the valedictorian of Harvard University.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: May 25, 2025 Edition
John SemmensCanada Mulling Over "Golden Dome" Participation US President Trump's announcement of a so-called "Golden Dome" defense system modeled after Israel's "Iron Dome" has created both an opportunity and a dilemma for Canadian Prime Minister Markey Carne
No Tax On Tips Passes Senate Unanimously After Clarification That Bribes Can Count As Tips
• https://babylonbee.com, BabylonBee.comIn a rare display of full bipartisan support, President Donald Trump's "No Tax On Tips" bill passed through the Senate unanimously after legislators received clarification that bribes can count as tips.
FRIDAY FUN: Twitter/X Users Respond to James Comey Controversy by Creating Their Own...
• https://www.thegatewaypundit.com, by Mike LaChanceFRIDAY FUN: Twitter/X Users Respond to James Comey Controversy by Creating Their Own Hilarious Shell Memes
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: May 18, 2025 Edition
John SemmensDems Seen as "Liberal, Weak, Corrupt" Political commentator Chris Cillizza says "polls showing that only a third of registered Democrats are optimistic about their Party strike me as very problematic. This is especially troublesome compared to pol
Eyeing 2028 Presidential Bid, Gavin Newsom Distances Self From Gavin Newsom
• https://babylonbee.com, BabylonBee.comThe next race for the White House already showed signs of being in full swing, as, eyeing a potential 2028 presidential bid, California Governor Gavin Newsom took steps to distance himself from California Governor Gavin Newsom.
Monty Python's Holy Grail is even more relevant today.
Donna Hancock"Lil Series: Monty"
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: May 11, 2025 Edition
John SemmensNJ Mayor Arrested This week, Newark Mayor and New Jersey gubernatorial candidate Ras Baraka (D) entered the Delaney Hall Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) detention center and asserted "this facility cannot be legally operated in Newark. N
Liberals Who are Pro Autism
• Awaken with JP - YouTube.com
Corporal Klinger Finally Discharged From Army After Trans Military Ban
• https://babylonbee.com, BabylonBee.comCorporal Maxwell Klinger has finally been discharged from the Army after the U.S. Supreme Court upheld the Trump administration's ban on trans military members.
Trump To Expand Alcatraz By Putting Up Fence Around San Francisco
• https://babylonbee.com, BabylonBee.comA new era of dealing with depraved lawbreakers dawned today, as President Donald Trump vowed to reopen and expand Alcatraz by putting up a fence around the entire city of San Francisco.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: May 4, 2025 Edition
John SemmensJustice Redefines Democracy This week, Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson condemned criticism of judges who have slapped injunctions on most of the Trump Administration's efforts to implement the policies supported by voters who elected h
If Men Were Honest with Women
• https://www.youtube.com, AwakenWithJPIf Men Were Honest with Women
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: April 27, 2025 Edition
John SemmensTrump Must Continue Aid to Sanctuary Cities This week, US District Judge William Orrick issued an injunction barring the Trump Administration from withholding federal aid from sanctuary cities, saying "over the years cities all across the country
People Who Bypassed Legal Process In Migrating To USA Demand Legal Process Before...
• https://babylonbee.com, BabylonBee.comPeople Who Bypassed Legal Process In Migrating To USA Demand Legal Process Before Being Kicked Out
Roman Authorities Investigating Jesus For Violating Stay-In-Tomb Order
• https://babylonbee.com, BabylonBee.comRoman authorities are investigating controversial religious leader Jesus of Nazareth for violating the Empire's clear "stay in tomb" order.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: April 20, 2025 Edition
John SemmensJudge Orders Restoration of Aid to Hamas This week, District of Columbia Judge Ibn al-Murderu ordered the restoration of the USAID funds designated for Hamas that he says "Secretary of State Marco Rubio has illegally canceled. The desire for gover
Humor-Satire: Sooo Good! – Liberal awakens from coma – Awaken with JP
• https://choiceclips.whatfinger.com, superadminHumor-Satire: Sooo Good! – Liberal awakens from coma – Awaken with JP
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: April 13, 2025 Edition
John SemmensTrump Answers More Media Questions than Biden In less than 100 days into his second term as president Donald Trump had directly answered ninety unfiltered questions from the media during his three broadcast cabinet meetings. In his four years as p
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: April 6, 2025 Edition
John SemmensDocuments Prove FBI Interfered with 2020 Election Now that new FBI Director Kash Patel has released internal documents related to Hunter Biden's laptop, reporters Catherine Herridge and Michael Shellenberger have combed through them and discovered
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