Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.
 
Grope discounts available.
 
If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first.
 
Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
 
Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
 
Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.
 
Wanna fly? Drop your fly.  

 

We are now free to move about your pants
 
We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
 
It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.
 
When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
 
TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'
 
You WERE a virgin.  

 

We handle more packages than the USPS