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Calls for restrictions on childhood imagination

02-22-2007 • Onion

The Dept of Health and Human Services issued a series of guidelines Monday designed to help parents curtail their children's boundless imaginations, which child-safety advocates say have the potential to rival motor vehicle accidents

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Comment by Fascist Nation

Entered on: 2/22/2007 10:18:22 AM

It's called public schools and TV.

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