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Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper.
Here is how the NY Times shapes the News in order to protect Israel and harm Trump: On October 29, David Halbfinger wrote in the NY Times that President Trump "has made clear he wants Israel to join the United States in another round of war against
Nugget 55, 31 October 2026. Gold under 3,900, silver under 50, and the metal that kept moving east.
The United States Embassy in Moscow on Saturday issued an urgent security alert, warning of a potential mass casualty event in the Russian capital.
Free food in a closed space is rarely free, it is usually bait.
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by 2025, the top 4 spots all belong to Chinese state-owned banks.
As Governments Around The World Urge Their Citizens To Prepare, Here Are 3 Key Things To Watch This Week
The Department of Justice (DOJ) announced it identified roughly $29.1 million in government benefits fraud in Minnesota over a one-month period.
Measured in gold, the euro has lost 62% of its purchasing power since she took office in November 2019.
Trillionaire grifter Elon Musk – the man behind the DOGE show that did nothing to put money back in Americans' pockets (more precisely, he/DOGE did nothing to reduce the pilferage of Americans by the government and the corporate lampreys that rid
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Chinese Couriers Posed As Federal Agents To Scam Over $10 Million In Cash From Elderly Victims In 19 States
Felix Nikolas Prehn, economist and former investment banker, explains why 6 out of every 10 American stocks are already in a bear market while the headline index holds up, why 3 forces are lining up at the same time around the midterms, and what the
Trump promised to "Protect Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid!"
An explosion rocked the Quaker Oats plant in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, on October 24, 2026, sending flames and thick black smoke into the sky.
Over 60% of the S&P 500's components are now in bear market territory, down -20% or more from their record highs.
A legal battle has arisen involving Amish families in New York whose religious objections to school vaccination requirements have led to substantial fines against three small Amish schools, with penalties that could amount to $118,000 per day for 59
Many actors have stepped into the iconic role of James Bond over the years, and today, another new face takes on the 007 mantle.
Are you cooking with the right fats?
DOJ Escalates Criminal Probe into Peltola's 'Decoy Dan' Sullivan Scheme -- Issues More Than 40 Grand Jury Subpoenas Days Before Alaska Senate Vote
Earlier this week, the New York Times published a splashy feature detailing how allies of Mary Peltola, the Democratic nominee in this year's Senate race in Alaska, worked to "stack" the ballot with candidates who could help her defeat the Repu
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The computer is warning of chaos ahead. If there is ever an election to be challenged, this is it. Under House rules, a Member-elect can challenge another Member-elect's right to be sworn in.
Iran says Qatar-mediated talks are making progress; European bourses set for a firmer open - Newsquawk EU Market Open
$11.3 billion of that was wiped out today alone.
French MPs just voted a tax of €0.055 on every gigabyte sent to users in France.
Gulf disruption, Venezuelan control and European reliance on US LNG suggest a dominance strategy built more on oil and gas than AI
People don't understand how big of a disaster the AI bubble popping is going to be for the private credit markets and general liquidity.
Fast reactors could generate the same electricity with 100 times less uranium and cut nuclear waste by up to 90%.
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said the Trump administration has identified more than $8 billion in potentially suspicious wire payments directed by foreign agents from 2021 to 2025.
A common over-the-counter anti-diarrhea drug could hold the key to triggering self-destruction in aggressive brain tumor cells.
Hundreds of New Jersey students collected over a quarter million pounds of food during the second annual 100-Yard Food Drive Challenge last week.
Common Pesticide Used to Control Household Pests Linked to Muscle Damage
America Begs For Speed, Gets Bureaucracy: Thiel-Backed Nuclear Enrichment Project Told To Wait As Orano Misses Deadlines
A Chinese startup claims it has developed a $1,000 machine capable of hunting mosquitoes with artificial intelligence and shooting them down with a laser, bringing a futuristic approach to an age-old household nuisance, according to the NY Times.
Copper is "sold out everywhere."
With President Trump promising to hit Iran harder (or not) immediately after the midterm elections on Tuesday, the cost of the misadventure continues to rise exponentially. Will this sway voters toward blue candidates? Also today: the mysterious firi
PRP, exosomes, and stem cells all fall under the regenerative medicine umbrella, and patients often assume they're interchangeable.
Why Tokenization Is (Very) Bullish for Physical
If woke businesses can't survive in Berkeley, California, then they can't survive anywhere.
Dropping mosquito populations are critical to getting rid of non stop bites. Assemble this automatic mosquito trap for a fraction of the cost of the pro versions that cost tons. (up to $1000) A bucket and a few kitchen items.
A single particle of antimatter, smaller than an atom, was kept in a trap for several months without touching its walls.
Patrick Stewart tributes led by costars Hugh Jackman and William Shatner after X-Men star's death at 86
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"Should we just have done nothing?!" The former question is a common incensed objection whenever someone dares to question the wisdom, appropriateness, or success of the War on Terror.
More than 7.4 million Texans have already cast their ballots, both in person and by mail, representing 38.9% of registered voters.