Sadly when the Muppet's could no longer find jobs they turned to rock and roll and selling drugs!
Women: do you have a man? If you do, better beware. Chances are that some lone female has her eye on him.
Did Obama send an android or use a cardboard cutout for his pictures at the UN? Check out this 21 second time lapse of pix shot at the United Nations and decide for yourself.
Here is a comical video that tells you why you can never trust a politician bear with him through the chorus and you will chuckle!
"Who can tax a sunrise?...."
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I’ve got to admit that I set out to create this video expecting the finished product to be nothing more than tomfoolery as per usual. When I sat down to review the final version however, I realized just how sad/scary this is.
Proves it was not an angry young man, but two angry old grumps that harassed the president. Statler and Waldorf were the real culprits.
(Irony?) This blog is all about empowering consumers (whether you have been mugged or not) to protect their money and sensitive personal information. Last week, the Federal Reserve Board (FRB) issued a warning to consumers to be aware of: "... fraudulent solicitations that appear to be made with the approval or involvement of the Federal Reserve, Federal Reserve officials, or other U.S. government officials. These solicitations promise bogus financial services or large sums of money in exchange for either payment or personal information that can then be used to access a consumer's bank account."
Snicker as long as it is not my son... When asked how they prepared for this and tested it, they responded, "We lost a lot of good men out there." (But really, this is awesome!)
After the kids color the pictures of “Obama Quotes On Education” will the pictures be collected and bound in a “Little Red Book” – wait a minute, that has already been done by a “Great Leader”, correct.(Quotes from General Mao, later Chairman Mao – memorialized in Mao’s “Little Red Book”). We don’t pledge allegiance to any particular politician or President in this country – we pledge to the Constitution and the concepts it represents …. the Countries that pledge allegiance to individual politicians are all dictatorships, Red China, the Soviet Union and Hitler’s Germany – where the Military was required to pledge individual allegiance to Hitler over the Country or its Government. Definition: Fuhrer – The Leader, especially one exercising the powers of a tyrant." Otherwise they end up like this. Video
I am lmao and I think you will too. Barack Obama's Downfall. What happened in the Bunker when The Big O realizes his Health Care plan will not fly. Mashup of German movie "Der Untergang" (The Downfall) . Birthers something for you too!
Will you follow him off the cliff and follow the enslavement of your children and grandchildren?
You have to laugh when you watch these Onion Videos because what else are you going to do CRY? Why Default on U.S. Treasuries is Likely by Jeffrey Rogers Hummel* Almost everyone is aware that federal government spending in the United States is scheduled to skyrocket, primarily because of Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid. Recent "stimulus" packages have accelerated the process. Only the naively optimistic actually believe that politicians will fully resolve this looming fiscal crisis with some judicious combination of tax hikes and program cuts. Many predict that, instead, the government will inflate its way out of this future bind, using Federal Reserve monetary expansion to fill the shortfall between outlays and receipts. But I believe, in contrast, that it is far more likely that the United States will be driven to an outright default on Treasury securities, openly reneging on the interest due on its formal debt and probably repudiati
Take a look at some of the banks behind out the economic crisis. Learn
about bailouts, zombies and other terrors. A MarkFiore.com animation.
Despite ongoing economic woes and a jobless rate that has been approaching 10 percent, U.S. unemployment projections drastically improved Monday after the consumption of five beers. "It's going up," leading economist David Singleton said confidently, indicating the predicted growth in jobs with an upward wave of a Bud Light bottle. "All the way up. By the end of the month. No problem." Singleton said the economy would begin its rebound once employers realized that there were many currently unemployed skilled laborers across the country who would "bust their asses" in a number of growing fields. "Whether it's manufacturing, finance, hospitality, or manufacturing, these dudes trying to reenter the workforce right now have awesome skill sets and, most of all, they really deserve it," he said. "They're great, great guys. All of them." According to analysts, both long- and short-term forecasts showed signs of reco
Video Sung to the tune of Candy Man from Tim Hawkins....ENJOY!! Hey everybody, gather round! I'm here to give you anything you like. Want free college? Energy? Mortgages? Whatever you like! You have come to the right place. Why? I'll tell you why! Who can take your money, With a twinkle in their eye? Take it all away and give it to some other guy? The Government... (The Government...) Oh, the Government can
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing is moving north or south.Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, ‘What happened, what’s the hold Up?
A timely law, good gentlemen! In combining thousands of statistics, relevant hearsay, and the practice of coercive compliance, you concern yourself with your constituent, the citizen of Virginia . You wish to free him from the pain and tragedy of motor vehicle accidents caused by distracted driving. We, the citizens, however, feel the letter of the law must be taken farther. You have not pursued the affair to its conclusion: distracted driving is only a secondary offense, the fines are miniscule [$50], and despite the implementation of this law, motor vehicle accidents continue to rise in Northern Virginia and across the state!We, the constituents of Virginia , humbly request that you pass a law banning all driving distractions. Away with the use of cell phones, GPS systems, and the radio, that entertainer [distracter]! Let us cast billbo
Just for fun - A friend sent this to me
This story is like a never-ending madlib that just gets more surreal as time goes on.
Form prepared in anticipation of the passage of the Hate Crime bill.
Not all satires are funny. However, if being so serious and worried to death would kill us in the current situation we are in, it isn’t funny either. Ergo, one would rather die with a horse laugh than die without.
I call it, I am first. If we're the White Taliban then I'm a Mullah and I get to issue Fatwas. This is going to be totally kickass!
After months of committee meetings and hundreds of hours of heated
debate, the United States Congress remained deadlocked this week over
the best possible way to deny Americans health care.
The car of your future! Words and video: iowahawk.typepad.com Sound from Officer Vic, KSFO San Francisco Video: